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Stay Safe Today With This Hilarious Black Friday Emergency Survival Guide

Black Friday has never been known to be a civilized event. It seems every year we hear of stampedes, physical violence and general mayhem – all because people want to take advantage of some insane deals. Now, thanks to this handy guide from College Humor, you have more of a chance to make it out of the mall alive.

While this may seem like a good idea, shoppers are not fazed by this. Trust me.

Who would want to by Dr Dre headphones in the first place?

She probably only wanted you to keep the waffle iron safe. You done f*cked up

So what did we learn today kids?

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