Love making has to be one of the most satisfying and ecstatic feelings of the world. But, at times, things do not go as planned, as these people confessed. Life is not a fairy tale, come on! Terribly awkward things do happen. People confessed their worst love making experience on Reddit. So, I compiled the funniest ones and here I am bringing you all a compilation of worst love making experience that people confessed.
Read the article further to know more about how people confessed their worst love making experience. And, trust me, these are downright awkward.
1. A guy I was fu*king had a cocaine overdose mid s*x stroke. He'd done a sh*t load before s*x, and just as it was going well he starts shaking and sweating and then has a seizure. I call 911, I'm standing over him bu*t nak*d, I'm in such a state of shock I end up opening the door nak*d when the paramedics came and didn't realize it until one of them suggested I put some clothes on. Worst night ever. Luckily the guy went to rehab after he survived.
– Yunalesca_guado
2. A guy that mouthed out the alphabet while we were doing it. Not a word, just the faces. A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I… his mouth wide open and his eyes clutched shut. When he got to the end he started over again. Took a while to realize what he was doing. I have no idea why he was doing it, though. It was just bizarre.
– Anonymous
3. First time I tried an*l with the girlfriend, we, per everyone's advice, used a lot of lube. Unfortunately, the lube I bought was "warming" sensation and immediately upon getting my d*ck in there she starts screaming and runs out of the room.
– tarheels86
4. Went home with a cop, he flashed his gun at me, also had a micro pen*s and a ton of empty large (some human-sized) cages in his house. I survived, and the next day got into his cop car, he put on his flashers and sped through lights/over sidewalks to get me to the subway.
– Anonymous
5. I once had a guy enthusiastically finger me on a riverbank, late at night. During the walk home I noticed him drunkenly inspecting his hands and picking at his fingernails, though I thought nothing of it (it was dark and I was drunk too and it just seemed irrelevant). Until I got home and realize I'd started my period a day early. So it was blood all up under his nail and smeared on his hands. Even worse: we never spoke of it, though we had class together for the rest of the semester.
– ohtheboobmanity
6. I was entering my girlfriend while hiding in a storage closet when I was in high school. She tried to sit up and my knee slipped out from under me. I headbutted her so hard she fell unconscious. Since I was technically already inside her, this was likely the most awkward love making experience I ever had.
– Carbonized
7. Woke up to a girl riding my morning wood. She threatened to report a rape if I pushed her away. On the upside, been completely sober since the day.
– FleshyDagger
8. This time I was doing online dating. I had been speaking with this girl that was very cute and VERY se*ual which is fine for me. One night at around 2 A.M, we were chatting and she said, "Why don't you come to my place? I could have some company". I was very excited! I just took a quick shower, car keys and went there. When I arrived we cuddled and played for a bit. She then went to her room and brings a quite big vibr*tor. I said,"Oh, good fun! let me help you with that". She looked at my eyes and said, "No, this night this is for you". All night, all she wanted to do was to stick that vibrator up my a*s… worst… night… ever…
– joyfirmates
9. A girl I had a serious crush on in high school made me come with her. We were at this big outside party, we were making out, heavy petting – drunk as sh*t, and I thought I was going to get it on. She proceeded to guide me through a small wood thicket. I was getting hard at this point thinking oh my god, OH MY GOD, outside s*x. Then she squatted down and took a sh*t.
– Anonymous
– DarkP
10. My girlfriend and I had gone out to eat at a new restaurant. After coming home we started going at it, she moved to her normal face sitting position, reverse so she could rub my pen*s as I ate her out. We got going and right as she org*asmed, she puked all over my face. I promptly rolled over and threw up all over the bed. When I threw up I also puked. That new restaurant had given us food poisoning! So awkward!
11. Something happened not too long ago actually, my girlfriend and I were incredibly drunk and the room was spinning while I was humping. I had to go vomit before I threw up on her. Came back and she was passed out, I thought it was fu*king hilarious, though.
– phantasmagori
12. Getting caught by the girl's grandparents when I was losing my virginity. Bonus: Her grandfather was an ex-Nazi SS officer illegally living in America under a false identity. I ran out of the house so fast I didn't even have a chance to take the co*dom off until I got home. It was awkward.
– cheated_in_math
Hope you had a fun time reading about the awkward love making experience that people confessed!
