Lazy But Smart
I’m not sure why laziness is considered such a negative quality. The fact is that some of the laziest people I know are also the smartest. They think of unique ways to solve their problems so that they will spend less time actually working. And that, my friends, is the mark of genius. To prove this point, I’ve compiled a selection of photos that prove just why lazy people are smarter than the rest of us. Take this guy, for instance, who didn’t want to actually take the door stopper out of the package. Lazy, you say? Smart, I say. Why?
Because the door stopper is still serving its purpose. This guy just cut out one unnecessary step. Maybe he needed the door slightly more ajar than what the door stopper allowed. What’s laziness but the abbreviated version of a task? What’s the abbreviated version of “Hold the Door?”
Hodor. RIP fam. It still hurts.
Dream Job
I hope this place is in Seattle, cause then they would be closed all the time. This is seriously my dream job. If I owned this place though, on top of rainy days, it would be closed during my period, during my hangovers, during my breakups, and during nap time. It would only be open about 10 days a year, pretty much. But that’s one of the perks of owning your own business, right? You get to pick your own schedule. Sure, it might not be super lucrative when you run a business this way, but it’s gotta be pretty darn enjoyable.
Not Cool
This is some serious bologna. If someone did this for me on my birthday, I think I’d give up. What’s the point of even having friends or loved ones if they can’t even get you a stupid cake for your birthday? They couldn’t even include all of the ingredients to make that cake. Where are the eggs? Where’s the milk?
A+ Parenting
She seriously can’t even put one foot in front of the other to push the stroller? She put more work into making that kid than she is currently doing raising it. SMH.
Been There
Most females have done something like this. I’ve done this with peephole shoes. I’d only paint the two toes sticking out of the peephole to create the desired look.
Modern Marvel
As glorious as this product is, sadly it doesn’t exist. It was just used in a commercial to celebrate Burger King’s 50th anniversary in Puerto Rico. I know, my dreams are crushed too.
Spirit Animal
This is my life in a nutshell. The only difference is that I feel like I deserve the sleep after a full day of doing the bare minimum. And I sleep like a baby.
An Apple A Day Doesn’t Make You A Better Person
It actually takes more effort to avoid biting that part than it would have been just to remove the sticker. What? Was that sticker glued on with superglue? Could you not pry it off with all your might?
Standing Is Exhausting
Lady, you’re already making a bad decision. You’re already at Burger King. You’re already doing it. You could at least let your body burn the few calories it would be STANDING THE F**K UP!
Christmas Is Exhausting
You know what? You can’t even be mad at this person. Have you ever tried putting up Christmas lights? It’s a freaking nightmare. This way, it looks like a decorative hornet’s nest.
It’s Right There
This one has got to take the cake for all-time laziness. It’s not even one of those rolls that you have to pop out of the holder. You literally pull it right off. It takes more effort to try to get that roll to stick out on the edge of the empty one.
This Is How Lazy People Turn Off Their Lights
Cats are the laziest and most self-involved creatures in the world. But with that red light, you can trick them into doing anything. Well, not anything. Pretty much only this. If it was a dog, you could train it to bring you the remote.
Live Music Is Tiring
Yeah, cause bringing your hand to your mouth is just so exhausting, Sir. He also doesn’t look really into the concert he’s watching. By the look of the sparse crowd, I’m going to guess this is Three Doors Down.
Let It Burn
No, sir. Don’t get up. It’s only the house I grew up in and raised my own children in. It’s only everything that I ever loved and cherished going up in flames. I’m so glad to see my tax dollars are going to good use.
