15 Humorous Differences Between Single And Committed People That Will Make You LOL!

#4 Why can’t people buy two of the same thing? Oh *committed alert*. But when you are single you can have it all for yourself. *sips from the glass*

#5 When you are single, you call only when there is an emergency. But when in a relationship, well you pretty much know how that goes!

#6 Because smoking and drinking are health hazards only when your girlfriend/boyfriend tells you they are!