1. Wet Paint
Having a bad day? Well, you’ve come to the right place to make yourself feel a little better, because you can probably relate to these people. They’re having a really, really bad day. If your day is worse than theirs, maybe you can post about it and become an internet meme.
This lady is about to realize why you should read signs when you see them, instead of just thinking they’re not worth your time. At least the shirt she’s wearing sort of matches with the color of that bench. Oh, these horizontal red stripes? Just a part of the matching outfit, of course. Totally intentional.
2. Quick Stop
You’re supposed to write your name or your favorite rock band in wet cement, not ride your bike through it. Today’s hooligans just aren’t what they used to be. Has no one taught them the rules of being a hooligan? Maybe the handbook got lost somewhere, so the hooligans of today have no idea what standard they’re supposed to be living up to. For shame.
The other option is that this is one of those newfangled art exhibits. Anything is art now if you say it is. This particular installation is called “bike in wet cement.” The artist was previous a cyclist, who got caught in wet cement.
3. Taking A Tumble
If you’re a police officer who fell off his motorcycle, it’s natural to feel ashamed. It’s natural to come home and feel ashamed when you tell your wife that you had a rough day at work today. But then you feel even more shame when you find out that a fellow officer took a picture and put it on Instagram. And shared it with the whole department. Now you’ll be known as the guy who fell off the bike, forever. Welcome to your new nickname.
4. No Parking
We’re pretty sure parking is not allowed in all that water. Look for the owner to receive a pretty hefty ticket. We’ll just leave it on the license plate there, since there’s really no other place to put it.
5. The Great Escape
Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you can’t still raise a ruckus and break stuff. This is truly an inspiration to all of us. We knew that Uncle Ted just couldn’t resist making trouble, even in another life.
6. Taki Dust
You would think this warning would be completely unnecessary. But, for some reason, it’s very necessary. Now at least we know that we shouldn’t do this. Not that we needed to know in the first place.
7. Sticky Situation
Stephen’s biggest life regret? Insisting to his friends that he shows off his incredible imitation of Bugs Bunny.
Why doesn’t the newscaster get him out? Is this some kind of joke to him? Yes, yes it is.
8. Jeopardizing Your Pride
The Final Jeopardy answer was, “He just suffered from major embarrassment on national TV.” And the question was, “Who is Edward?” And everybody got it right, except for Edward.
9. Gone Camping
Bad news: Having your camp site invaded by a lion.
Worst news: Your gun is within the lion’s reach, but not yours.
Maybe he’s just looking for the nearest watering hole.
10. Tight Squeeze
When you’re a grown-up, visiting a children’s playground can bring back a lot of memories. And now this guy has a whole bunch of new memories too. Ones that he’s probably going to want to forget.
11. Traffic Jam
The worst part about getting stuck in a sheep traffic jam? When you try to count how many are blocking the road and you fall asleep. Maybe they’re upset that he has a Lamborghini. Get it? Ha.
12. Iron Man
This kid’s day was ruined because he met Robert Downey Jr. We’d be pretty stoked about that. But he wasn’t Iron Man, so the world came to an end. We can understand. Iron Man would be pretty cool to meet.
