Talk about having a good sense of humor. If you have a good sense of humor, then you are probably the one in your squad who steals the spotlight every time. Everyone simply loves you; you are irresistible!
Now let’s talk about having a DUMB sense of humor. Yes, that’s right. Having a dumb sense of humor. If you happen to have that, then you probably know that you can pretty much turn regular conversations into silly jokes, and convert ordinary situations into very awkward and hilarious situations. In other words, you are legendary.
Here is a collection of tweets from people who will show you what’s it like having a really dumb sense of humor and it’s bound to make you laugh. Doubt it? Then scroll down and have a look at it yourself!
#1 *Facepalm*
[at wife's office party]
wife: don't show anybody your tattoo of ratatouille
me: [to her boss, immediately] wanna see my ratattooie
— cory (@coryrichardson_) December 29, 2017
#2 The bat WHAT?
ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what’s a tery— FRO VO (@fro_vo) January 6, 2018
#3 Its payback, b*tch.
wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it
me: [peeing on jellyfish] this is for stinging my wife— yabkat (@ohen39) October 25, 2017
#4 This one is so smooth.
Because it's the subway https://t.co/CdmW6eCy0C
— Cory 🎳 (@_ihateyall) January 9, 2018
#5 What were you even thinking, brent?
[walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium]
wife: what did you think a tiger shark was, brent— brent (@murrman5) November 24, 2014
#6 No wonder.
The inventor of weightlifting chalk must be rubbing his hands
— Joe Wilkinson (@gillinghamjoe) January 5, 2018
#7 Epic fail.
date: So what do you do?
me: *pulls out stuffed fox* I'm a taxidermist
date: Oh wow
fox: and a ventriloquist— dan mentos (@DanMentos) April 28, 2015
#8 Best pun ever.
"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped
— Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) April 7, 2014
#9 Poor homie.
🚗 <- dis a homie
_______________
|___|___|___|___| <- dis a lot
|___|___|___|___|
|___|___|___|___|
|___|___|___|___|_______________
|___|___|_🚗___| <- dis a homie going
|___|___|___|___| through a lot
|___|___|___|___|
|___|___|___|___|— cy (@cyrillicorn) December 10, 2017
#10 Major important!
They needed three Back to the Future movies so they could cover life’s three great concerns: one’s birth, one’s future legacy, and cowboy
— REW (@therealeatwood) October 22, 2015
#11 When you are drunk in the amusement park.
How much for the horse tornado?
Sir, that's a carousel.
I must have it.— Soda (@porksodachop) February 27, 2013
#12 One of the greatest tweets of all time.
What do you mean I didn’t win I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
— Paige (@PeachCoffin) November 10, 2013
#13 RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE.
PRIEST: Do you take Florence to be your wife?
THE MACHINE: I do
PRIEST: Does anyone have anything-
RAGE: [from the back] I'M AGAINST THIS
— Terry F (@daemonic3) July 23, 2016
#14 Oh jeffy spaghetti.
[alternate universe where jesus christ's name was jeffy spaghetti]
ME: *hears some horrible news* jeffy spaghetti
— Ally Gator 🐊 (@notacroc) April 7, 2017
#15 Dammit marshall!
WIFE: the kitchen is burning to the ground! we have to call the fire marshall!
ME [to the fire]: MARSHALL! STOP BURNING MY KITCHEN
— Kal (@captainkalvis) March 31, 2017
#16 Every time.
[unzips fannypack filled with jellybeans and some fall out]
Dammit
[bends over to pick them up and the rest spill out]
DAMMIT— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) August 24, 2015
#17 Oh dear.
and im falling asleep
and she calling a cab
while he's having a smoke
and hes also a crab pic.twitter.com/ZMv4mwEaQn— peperony and bease (@beesmygod) February 2, 2017
#18 'Nothing really, you are good to go.'
Dr: I was going to ask if you were sexually active but-
Me [wearing hot dog costume]: but what
— thom🏳️🌈 (@Barknado69) December 15, 2015
#19 Probably the neighbors cat.
who is cyber bullying my son pic.twitter.com/TKapZwHhnN
— heaviside (@estrellitaxvx) January 12, 2017
#20 So something else did happen that night after all.
Why can not I stop laughing at this pic.twitter.com/8qtetfaIzY
— The Fun Bird (@TheFunBird) January 8, 2018
#21 This makes so much sense.
Here is a list of things that are invisible:
1)
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3)
4)
5)
6)— Flora underscore underscore Flora 🦄 (@Flora__Flora) October 12, 2016
#22 Why is this so hilarious
I'm pissed off.
— pissedoffguy (@pissedoffguy) December 5, 2008
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