Pregnancy can be quite scary.
While some people may not agree with me on this, but come on! You are pushing an actual living human being out of your body! And that is scary as heck. So it is pretty natural to ask one or two questions from your gynecologist. (Or maybe a hundred questions, who’s counting?)
I mean, it is understandable. Your body goes through so many changes while you’re pregnant and you might be nervous. OBGYN, however, wanted to put your nervousness to rest. So She compiled the most asked questions and answered them. The answers might not be what you expected though.
Here is the Q & A:
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children are enough.
Q: I’m two months pregnant now, When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, Right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A: What’s your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says that it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, In the same way that a tornado might be called an air-current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you are pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word ‘alimony’ means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not, If you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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