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This Girl Curved A Dude’s Creepy DM By Inviting Him To A Really Scary Threesome

Bridget Nickerson has an excellent style, pink hair, and beautiful mesh tops. Bridget also knows how to play with words. Mainly, words that frighten away creeps by skating into her DMs. Precisely, for those dudes that try to ‘sex chat’ with unusually anonymous people over the Internet.

Anyhow, girls and guys take notes on the don'ts:

PORN IS FREE, Y'ALL.!
Like, firstly do really people get off on sex chats with random and anonymous people around? Secondly, anyone who writes ‘cloths’ instead of ‘clothes’ can just go right to hell. Thirdly, no illustrative sexy rhetoric between *kises you long and hard* and *takes off your cloths*?

Anyway not going into the details of the Shrek surprise. Bridget didn’t even use female Shrek (Fiona!) or human Shrek (🔥hot🔥) because of she’s a savage. Also, way to bring it around full circle with the “Damn not going even to reply???” I love a bookend.

Racking up over 100,000 retweets and 240,000 likes Bridget’s tweet went viral, in few days. Naturally, Twitter LOVED IT. As presently we have a new template for dealing with disgusting Internet creeps.

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