The thought of talking about sex with your parents is undoubtedly enough to make you a point of laugh and even which also involves masturbation and sex toys. Except if you happen to have an exceptionally liberal family where nothing is kept private.
Sex tends to be limited to the initial discussion on the birds and the bees in many families.And a large number of people among us would like to keep it that way.
Regrettably, few parents stand strong on violating these superlatively rational boundaries. Recently a very concerned father became emotional when he stumbled across something that he mistook for a sex toy in his daughter’s room.
Emily was at her friend’s house when her dad texted her saying that he had something important to discuss.
“Well I found this,” via a text message he informed his daughter. “Why are you making these purchases. That is disgusting! You shouldn’t waste your money! If you have these kind of needs, I suggest you don’t leave this sh*t laying around.”
You would maybe sh*tting yourself at this point if you had got a text message like this from your dad. However, Emily was quite confident and knew that she has nothing to be sorry for. There would have still been no need to apologize though even if it had been a sex toy.
Well, what were his dad thoughts by looking at the strange purple item? He instantly reveals his out-of-touch ignorance by insisting that it is one of “those things people buy at Spencer.” He elaborates “Those disgusting toys that vibrate,”
When he saw that strange and mysterious gadget in his daughter’s room he suspects her of shock horror as pleasuring herself in the privacy of her bedroom.The funny thing about this whole incident is that Emily’s dad is refusing to admit that the item in question is a vibrator.
Emily got angry at her dad’s rude behavior and went on to write in all caps:
“DAD THATS MY PORTABLE CHARGER! I USE THAT FOR DISNEYLAND TO CHARGE MY PHONE!!! OMG WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN MY STUFF BTW?? (sic)”
For the most innocent of reasons, Emily was using to ensure her phone has enough juice while she was rubbing shoulders with Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Right, as it turns out, what her dad thought was a “dirty” vibrator was just a portable phone charger!
The story was about to get so much juicier as Emily’s dad was about to get slaughtered on social media. Moreover, he hadn’t just accused her of occasionally masturbating “Btw be safe when u come home (sic),.”