1. Remaining Innocent
In this sick sad world it is hard to maintain a sense of innocence. We become bitter and jaded and hard as the years go on. But here are some people who will give you a little hope. Here are people that are so innocent, they are actually too innocent for their own good.
Like this girl from the photo above. How cute is she? When asked how far she has gone with a guy she would have never thought that they were asking about her past sexual experiences. Why would she think that and why would anyone ask that? All poor girl. Good luck to this lovely lady. I hope the dating game doesn’t chew her up and spit her out. Although, I’m afraid that it might do just that.
“I don’t know why everyone’s laughing at me. You only went to second base with your boyfriend. That’s only like 180 feet, meanwhile we needed passports.”
2. Overdrawn Account
Oh wow. I am pretty sure that this is why there is a minimum age requirement in order to receive a debit card. How old is this girl that she doesn’t know that this is a really bad idea? This proves there should also be a minimum intelligence requirement. The fraud department has much better things to do than deal with lady again. COME ON WOMAN. GET IT TOGETHER. We gave you a pass on the first time. But this is unacceptable.
3. What A Collection
The human brain sees what it wants to see. This is especially true in the mind of a devout dog lover. Anyone who is sweet and innocent would never know what this really is. Where most would see an S&M supply warehouse, they see the potential for a corgi Halloween party. Hooray! Dog leashes for everyone! Which kind do you want to try first?
4. Product Plug
“I’ll explain how to attach it, but you’re not gonna enjoy it.”
“Oh, should I sit down while you explain?”
“Actually, it’d be easier if you didn’t sit down.”
5. Out And About
“Mom, this is my girlfriend, Jessica. We’re madly in love and plan on getting married.”
“Nice to meet you, Jessica. Always a pleasure to meet a new friend of Susan’s.”
“I literally don’t know how to make this any clearer for you.”
6. You Sweet Thing
To be fair, this is more embarrassing for the brother. It was so silent during the act his sister actually believed they were both asleep. Clearly, he is doing something terribly wrong.
7. Daddy’s Day Gift
“I don’t get why you’d give him that nickname. When would you ever call your boyfriend ‘Daddy?’… Oh. You know what, now that I’m saying it out loud I understand why you’re laughing at me.”
8. Say It Out Loud
“Why would saying it out loud make me understand? Fine, I’ll try: these people are beating their me…
You win. Wipe that smug grin off your face, and don’t you dare say ‘I told you so.'”
9. Poor Baby
He only stayed one night? He must be tough. This beating looks like it involved lots of banging and screaming and lasted for hours. Glad to see he’s okay. He seems like a swell guy, and definitely not the type of person to cheat.
10. Straight To Video
I strive to be this pure and naive. The world can be a scary place to a cynic. Yet, this person sees an obvious porn parody joke of a child’s film and doesn’t suspect anything. What bliss this ignorance must be.
11. Sometimes Longer
To be fair, certain parts of gay culture aren’t that well-known. Luckily, gay characters are being shown more prominently in film nowadays. So it might not be long before folks are no longer confused hearing about a romance between a bear and an otter.
12. Tasteless Joke
Here’s a hot piece of life advice for all you sweet things out there: always assume you’re missing the joke. Odds are, 18,000 people on Tumblr aren’t into eating human flesh. Maybe ask a trusted friend or family member what’s going on before asking people you think are cannibals.
13. Greasy And Sleazy
They’re underestimating how much the world loves bacon. It’s also not this person’s fault they see sizzling pork product here. I much prefer imagining that than what this guy is actually dressed up as.
14. Math Misery
What if this isn’t a clueless guy asking this question? What if it actually is a girl who has the easiest, breeziest menstrual cycles ever? She obviously doesn’t realize how lucky she is.
15. Wrong Hole
“Duh, the baby comes out of the stork that drops it off. You don’t want a penis anywhere near one of those birds.”
Oh, you sweet, baby boy. There are some common myths about vaginas that leave fellas confused, but I thought this one was a bit more common knowledge.
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