Suckers
Some people are suckers. Sorry, but it’s true. You can sell them almost anything, and you can convince them of almost anything. They’re just cogs in the wheel, man. We should feel bad for them, but then we wouldn’t be able to laugh at pictures like these. (Hopefully, you’ll think these photos are funny, because if you don’t, well…you just may be one of the suckers we’re talking about.) After seeing all of these photos, you’ll feel like a really smart, competent human being, because you would never be this big of a sucker. Right? Right?
I mean, who would pay six bucks for a bottle of water with some asparagus in it? What kind of hipster avocado mustache toast is this nonsense? We get it Whole Foods, you’re super crunchy. But, asparagus water? Might as well be hot dog water. Except we all know that hot dog water tastes better than asparagus water.
Pray For Him
This guy was actually able to trick thousands of people into sharing this photo. He claimed the dog was a burn victim. But, that is just a piece of ham on his face. Kudos to the dog though for being such a good boy and not eating it. Hopefully it got a nice ham snack after posing for this photo.
Not Buying It
The only thing that will be running well if you buy this car is you. That’s because you’ll be having to use your own two legs to get where you need to go. That thing isn’t going anywhere. But props to this guy for trying to pawn it off. You never know if it’s possible until you try, right? For the sake of humanity, I hope no one fell for this. Actually, in light of the past year, I wouldn’t be surprised if someone fell for this. Turns out there are a lot of people who aren’t as bright as you think they are.
Certainly NOT Buying It
Umm, I’m pretty sure this is Buffalo Bill’s van. Besides women’s shoes, you’ll find a delightful variety of women’s pelts in there … made from real women, of course.
Bad Kid
This kid knows what’s up. When I was a little kid I would run to my room holding my butt when I knew I was getting a spanking. I should have just created a Lego barrier.
Isn’t He Everyone’s Fav?
That teacher’s right. This kid is clever. Isn’t everyone’s favorite Hugh Mr. Jackman? I mean, dayummm Wolverine. I mean, Hugh Grant is okay, but we haven’t seen much of him post early aughts.
Clever Doggo
"Jerry, it is so unbelievably easy to deceive you. You probably even believed me when I said that the cat tore up your shoes. Sometimes I wonder who should be owning who. "
Small Difference
I literally wouldn’t have even noticed the letter change up if I bought this. But, if you’re going to call something "sharpei" your product better have the adorable wrinkly sharpei dog as a mascot.
Photoshop Fail
Girl, you’re willing to make yourself look like a pinhead to Photoshop your boobs that big? Is anyone actually fooled by this? If you are, then shame on you … even once.
My Little Nightmare
Oh, I always wondered how they made the tails on the pony dolls. (No, I never did.) But, this is the stuff of nightmares. Really, why couldn’t they just cut the hair from the doll and glue that to the butt.
Liar Liar
Wow, I guess I forgot how gullible pre-teens were. This girl probably had her older sister Photoshop this for her. Yeah, girl, don’t give out JB’s number, mom will totally ground you.
These Stairs Are Broken
I would just stand on the bottom step and be like, "Why is this escalator not moving?" Seriously, these should be installed in every mall in America to help curb the obesity epidemic.
Useless
Oh, if only an orange had a skin to keep it fresh… Oh wait, it does. Are we really that lazy we can’t even peel an orange anymore? But, sure, let’s waste some plastic on this epic fail.
Yes Sir
Who needs a Burger King? I didn’t realize that we were living under some burger monarchy. This is much more egalitarian and polite. Wouldn’t mind if I do, Sir.
Huh?
Huh? Where’s the pizza. Well, this questionable Pizza Hut knockoff looks like business isn’t going so well. Maybe it’s because the company didn’t seem so sure of itself.
