4. Went home with a cop, he flashed his gun at me, also had a micro pen*s and a ton of empty large (some human-sized) cages in his house. I survived, and the next day got into his cop car, he put on his flashers and sped through lights/over sidewalks to get me to the subway.
– Anonymous 
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5. I once had a guy enthusiastically finger me on a riverbank, late at night. During the walk home I noticed him drunkenly inspecting his hands and picking at his fingernails, though I thought nothing of it (it was dark and I was drunk too and it just seemed irrelevant). Until I got home and realize I’d started my period a day early. So it was blood all up under his nail and smeared on his hands. Even worse: we never spoke of it, though we had class together for the rest of the semester.
– ohtheboobmanity
6. I was entering my girlfriend while hiding in a storage closet when I was in high school. She tried to sit up and my knee slipped out from under me. I headbutted her so hard she fell unconscious. Since I was technically already inside her, this was likely the most awkward love making experience I ever had.
– Carbonized
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