25 Pictures That Prove Humor Is Very Important For Family Written By Maria Cruz

Humor is a pretty important thing to have in one’s life. It doesn’t have to be just among friends but coming home to your family and expecting to get some fun out of them is one of the best feelings.

I know some of my friends have funny families where their parents will either prank them every so often or poke fun at them and their friends until a sass-off happens. As we’ve discussed many times before, we all know that Reddit is the place to go to find people who talk about their embarrassing albeit funny families and we’ve gathered some of the best to marvel at together

1. “My wife has just finished Police Academy, and her sister sent her a bunch of donuts.”

2. My mother-in-law thought this present would embarrass me, but she was wrong.”

3. “My aunt’s outfit was way cooler than all of ours.”

4. “My mother-in-law’s present to me.”

5. “I took my son to meet his Uncle Joe.”

6. “Why don’t I take a selfie while my sister is in labor?”

7. “My 84-year-old grandmother was too shy to wear a nightgown in front of us, so I decided to support her. Well, it is really comfortable.”

8. “My nephews and nieces didn’t appreciate my Christmas presents this year.”

9. “My uncle won first prize in a competition. This is the best Ursula I have ever seen!”

10. “This is how my family reacts to my father’s jokes.”

11. “This is just me going fishing with my grandfather.”

12. “I asked my girlfriend to send me a photo in her underwear. This is how her dad answered.”

13. “My parents told my brother that we had another brother who turned into a mushroom because he didn’t like to have a shower. To make the story more plausible, they even added a photo to our family album.”

14. “My father is an obstetrician. On Christmas Day, he was asked to come to work. These are the clothes he was wearing when he left.”

15. “I wonder if my nephew likes this present?!”

16. My cousin broke a plate. This is how he tried to hide it from my aunt.”

17. After watching TRON, my daughter was scared I would get sucked into the computer. She saw this in the morning.”

18. “My mom sent me this photo. As it turns out, she broke a knife while cooking.”

While it is true that dirty jokes are often funnier than ‘clean’ ones, the following 48 jokes, however, might change your mind. The best part? They are totally clean, and you will freely be able to tell these to your family. So let’s begin, shall we?

#1 Tripping.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

#2 Surprised.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

-megan_james

#3 Cannibals.
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says “I think we got this joke wrong”

-Moltenfirez

#4 Flamingo.

My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

-Spysquirrel

#5 Outlaws.

What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

-Dave-Stark

#6 Elephant.

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said “Thanks”
I said “Don’t mention it”

-3shirts

#7 Epi-Pen.

I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.

-kate_winslat

#8 Beer.

I poured root beer in a square glass.
Now I just have beer.

-PM_ME_TINY_DINOSAURS

#9 Hippo.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

-alosercalledsusie

#10 Orange.

My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “no it doesn’t”.

#11 Coming fifth.

And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.
But John came fifth and won a toaster.

-PM-SOME-TITS

#12 Opticians.

How many opticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it one or two? One… or two?

-Undescended_testicle

#13 Airplane.

What do we want?
Low flying airplane noises!
When do we want them?
NNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW.

-Tetragon213

#14 Flip-Flops.

What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.

-Sooowhatisthis

#15 Carrot.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.

-BiffWhistler

#16 Magical dog.

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.

-leahcure

#17 End of the world.

So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world.

-Jefferncfc

#18 Wales.

How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.

-fireworkslass

#19 A blind man.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

-ImHully

#20 Old man.

Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.

#21 Thesaurus

I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.

-Rndomguytf

#22 Stepladder.

This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

-WikiWantsYourPics

#23 40 sheep.

My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.
I said “40”

-3shirts

#24 One armed typist.

I’ve found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.
It’s shift work.

-3shirts

#25 Bobsleighing.

I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs.

-breadman666

#26 Titanic.

What do the movies titanic and the sixth sense have in common.
Icy dead people.

-mysevenyearitch

#27 Knock Knock.

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Dishes
And Dishes Who?
Dishes Sean Connery.

-Birdie_Num_Num

#28 Corduroy pillows.

Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines.

-Deerhoof_Fan
#29 Other side.
Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other “I need you to help me get to the other side!”
The other guy replies “You are on the other side!”

-The2ndKingInTheNorth

#30 Baseball.

I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

-KaboomBoxer

Have you ever been so bored with sex that you have considered getting close with a ghostly spirit?

That might sound utterly ridiculous and impossible, but according to a woman from Bristol, it is real.

Amethyst Realm claims to have had sex with 20 different ghosts in the past 12 years and that they are better than men in the bedroom.

The 27-year-old appeared on a recent episode of This Morning where she discussed her experiences.

Realm, who is a “spiritual guidance counsellor” states that it all began when she and her then-fiance moved to a new house where she noticed there was a presence or entity.

“It started as an energy, then became physical. There was pressure on my thighs and breath on my neck,” Realm said of the experience. “I just always felt safe. I had sex with the ghost.”She Said.

Realm says that one night while her partner was away, she attempted to seduce the ghost. She put on some sexy lingerie and went to the bed in the spare bedroom to wait. She claims she waiting a long time and was just about to drift off to sleep when the ghost appeared.

he says the sex is difficult to describe, but although she cannot see the ghost, she can definitely feel him. Realm and this ghost continued their affair for three years before being caught in the act.

Realm says that her fiancé came home early from work one day and claims he saw the shadow of a man in the spare bedroom. Rather than split with the ghost, Realm split with her fiancé.

She has since had sex with over 20 ghosts and is now looking into the possibility of a “phantom pregnancy”. She says she has done research into the subject and claims it is possible to be impregnated by a ghost but that no one has figured out how to carry a ghost baby to full term.

Realm is not the first person to report having sex with a ghost. In fact, famous musicians Bobby Brown and Kesha have both claimed to have had a hot and heavy romp with a spirit.

However, ghost researcher, Alexandra Holzer claims that ghost sex would be anything but hot.

“The people who report having sex with a ghost report feeling pressure on them and even penetration, but ghosts don’t have warmth,” she says. “When they’re in the room it’s a very cold environment.”

Skeptics do offer a more plausible explanation for experiences of ghost sex. researchers claim that experienced may be linked to a number of sleep disorders, including sleep paralysis and hallucinations.

In fact, it is believed that the myths of the incubus and succubus (demon creatures who would lie upon sleeping people to have sex with them in their dreams), stem from sleep paralysis disorders.

These disorders can cause vivid hallucinations, particularly when waking or falling asleep. While there may be a genetic component to who experiences these vivid hallucinations, both stress and trauma can also bring them out.

This theory may apply to Realm since she claims to have had her first sexual experience while she was drifting off to sleep. However, she denies the possibility that her ghostly encounters merely stem from a sleep disorder.

She claims the ghosts interact with her while she is walking around the house, wide awake, going about her day. Well, one thing’s for sure, ghost man or not, Realm won’t have to complain about anyone leaving the toilet seat up!

So what do you think? Are you totally skeptical or thinking maybe a little late night sexy ghost action might be right up your alley?

If you want more paranormal encounters, check out the video below to see five ghosts caught on security camera. Who knows, maybe one might be to your liking?

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead
goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!

Overview: I had to take my son’s lizard to the vet.

Here’s what happened:

Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was “something wrong” with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.

“He’s just lying there looking sick,” he told me. “I’m serious, Dad . Can you help?”

I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.

“Honey,” I called, “come look at the lizard!”

“Oh, my gosh!” my wife exclaimed. “She’s having babies.”

“What?” my son demanded. “But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!”

I was equally outraged.

“Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn’t want them to reproduce,” I said accusingly to my wife.

“Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?”she inquired (I think she actually said this sarcastically!)

“No, but you were supposed to get two boys!” I reminded her, (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth).

“Yeah, Bert and Ernie!” my son agreed.

“Well, it’s just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know,” she informed me (Again with the sarcasm!).

By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.

“Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience,” I announced. “We’re about to witness the miracle of birth..”

“Oh, gross!” they shrieked

“Well, isn’t THAT just great? What are we going to do with a litter of tiny little lizard babies?” my wife wanted to know.

We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.

“We don’t appear to be making much progress,” I noted.

“It’s breech,” my wife whispered, horrified.

“Do something, Dad!” my son urged.
“Okay, okay.” Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared. I tried several more times with the same results.

“Should I call 911?” my eldest daughter wanted to know.

“Maybe they could talk us through the trauma.”

“Let’s get Ernie to the vet,” I said grimly.. We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap.

“Breathe, Ernie, breathe,” he urged.

“I don’t think lizards do Lamaze,” his mother noted to him.

The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass.

“What do you think, Doc, a C-section?” I suggested scientifically.

“Oh, very interesting,” he murmured. “Mr. and Mrs.. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?”

I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.

“Is Ernie going to be okay?” my wife asked.

“Oh, perfectly,” the vet assured us. ‘This lizard is not in labor.. In fact, that isn’t EVER going to happen. . .Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most male species, they um . . um . . . masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his back.” He blushed, glancing at my wife.

We were silent, absorbing this.

“So, Ernie’s just . just . . . excited,” my wife offered.

“Exactly,” the vet replied, relieved that we understood.

More silence. Then my wife started to giggle. And giggle. And then even laugh loudly.

“What’s so funny?” I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness.

Tears were now running down her face. ‘”t’s just .that . .I’m picturing you pulling on its . … . its. . . teeny little . . ”
She gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.

“That’s enough,” I warned. We thanked the vet and hurriedly bundled the lizard and our son back into the car.. He was glad everything was going to be okay.

“I know Ernie’s really thankful for what you did, Dad.” he told me.

“Oh, you have NO idea,” my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.

Two lizards: $140.

One cage: $50.

Trip to the vet: $30.

Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard’s winkie: Priceless!

Moral of the story: Pay attention in biology class.

Lizards lay eggs!

Please SHARE this hilarious story if you laughed out loud!

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Abusive relationships can span over many different forms of abuse and for all genders. These text message threads shared by Imgur user that goes by the name of KrissyKross show there are many different forms of abuse. Emotional, sexual, physical or a combination of both are usually the harsh reality people living in abusive relationships have to deal. We’re just happy in this instance KrissyKross made it out before things escalated even further. As scary as these absolutely horrible text messages along with physical abuse are KrissyKross is still lucky she found the courage to leave and we’re lucky she shared her past. Sadly, there are a lot of women never get out of these nightmare situations.

“This is a good example of strings of texts I would get at work while on shift (I am not allowed my phone on the clock.)”

“Tony was a coworker. I knew when he clocked off because it was when I was clocking on. Fella helped me change my tire one time and I was suddenly banging him (apparently.)”

“I stayed the night with a female friend from work. He knew because he “set traps” for me”

“I visit my mother one every couple years. I had a huge bruise on my arm from where my husband had bit me, leaving visible teeth marks. The bruise was so bad it hung around for almost a month. Long enough for a visit to my mothers and to still be photographed by NCIS when I finally turned him several weeks later.”

She decided to keep these abusive texts her ex-husband used to send her 3-years ago. She keeps them as a reminder of how far she has came and how much better her life is now. Reading through these messages is flat out disturbing and honestly kind of difficult to read through. The fact that someone believes this behavior towards another human being is any form of acceptable is utterly disgusting. From the outside looking in you may ask yourself, “why doesn’t the person just leave?” well it’s usually a lot more complicated than that.

Relationships are obviously much more complex then they seem on the surface. Let this be an eye opener to people who don’t believe abuse to be a huge deal or choose to turn a blind eye to it. This girl was being abused physically, mentally, sexually, and emotionally. This was all being done by someone she once thought to be the love of her life. She says the abuse began after she lost 80 pounds and began to gain confidence in herself. Which says a lot about the sad insecure abuser, obviously a sad unhappy man.

Sadly, her story continued. She eventually mustered the courage to get out of the relationship and get the authorities involved. This psychopath had been abusing her and even went as far as to hurt her dog and kitten. Abusing someone you ‘love’ and hurting their animals probably is a sign this man isn’t mentally stable. This man obviously had serious issues and we’re just happy she made it out of the abusive relationship. Hopefully, her courage will help inspire anyone out there going through a similar situation.

This follow up post goes to show that there is light at the end of the tunnel. It’s so sad that not everyone gets to reach that light. That is why we commend KrissyKross for not only having the courage to contact authorities and face her abuser in court but to also publicly broadcast such a horrific time in her life. After 3 years living abuse free away from her ex-husband she begins to get her life back on a normal track. Her original post has been liked almost 800,000 which goes to show that she isn’t alone.

Speak up! You could inspire someone and save a life!

It’s estimated by The Huffington Post that at least 3 women are killed by intimate partners each day in the US. 3 WOMEN A DAY! That’s over 1000 lives lost a year directly stemming from abuse. This is why it is so important that KrissyKross decided to share her story of survival. Many people in similar situations may feel hopeless or even unaware they are even in an abusive relationship to begin with. Hopefully this helps shine a bright light on the disgusting world of abusive relationships all together.

If you or someone you love needs help, don’t be afraid. Call the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-7233

So there’s plenty more Nerd and Jock to come in the future, bringing nerds and jocks together into one happy family. Scroll down below to check out a few samples, and let us know what you think in the comments!

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I tend to have insomnia and sleep very little and it helped me with that also, so from the first day I did the yoga routine I was very into it and I was having fun with myself because I was struggling with almost every pose! I laughed a lot and had trouble breathing calmly like the video said. A lot of sweat, thinking I was going to die and stuff like that. And decided to draw the instructor pose and myself in the background, kinda like expectation vs reality. I decided to start on posting them in my Instagram account and I didn’t expect that so many people had the same experience like me! I was so happy and grateful for that!

And I have to say that Yoga has changed my life in so many good ways. I feel better emotionally and healthier than ever. And the drawings will continue because I will keep on doing yoga and there are a lot of new pretzel-ly like poses I will try to do in time lol. I hope I can do them and don’t die in the attempt.

1. Runners Lunge Pose

2. Crow Pose

3. Child Pose

4. Revolved Lunge Pose

5. Triangle Pose

6. Upwards Facing Dog

7. Forward Fold Pos

8. Wild Things Pose

9. Chaturnga

10. Wide Legend

11. Easy Pose

12. Gorilla

13. Downwards Dog Variations

14. Plank With Knee

15. Locust Pose

Via – https://www.instagram.com/scarletadrianne/

Men and ladies usually think in absolutely different ways. And to be honest, a man is ready to show his love for a lady freely, if he is not messing around. It takes an exceptional powerlessness for a man to show and express what he is feeling on such a vast scale, precisely. There are 8 things a man will do in the very situations for the lady they really adore.

1. He Listens Carefully

Many men are focused on the things they are keen about. The man who truly loves you won’t just hear you, but, will focus on your words. Apparently, they will like you, your voice is what their ears wanted to hear, and you should just say something that truly matters, and they are trapped. . You will see that he takes your suggestions and regards your thoughts.

2. He Fights With You

Fights do not necessarily always have to mean that the relationship is on the verge of worse. There is also the possibility that he genuinely cherishes you and puts all his efforts/resources into the contact. Obviously, he will set aside the opportunity to battle, talk about and discover answers for your relationship. Incidental talks shall be taken as an indication that he needs to influence things to work.

3. He Makes Sacrifices for Your Happiness

One of the most significant signs that a man adores a lady is he make sacrifices. He may change his designs from something he perhaps wants to accomplish something he knows would make you happy! This shows that he regards you and is ready to put you first dependably.

4. He Fights for Your Love

Just to be with you, he will climate the coldest winters and the rainiest spring showers. A man who loves you would feel lucky to have you in his life and he is well aware of how it going to be while losing you.

5. He’s Proud of Your Achievements

When a man genuinely loves a lady, and if she achieves something he feels it like his particular accomplishments. It’s very similar to the pride a mother feels when their youngster accomplishes something kind or new out of the blue. A man who loves you would never rival the girl he loves infact he will support her in the journey.

6. He Thinks You Look Beautiful Even on Your Worst Days

One of my colleagues had a mouth blister on her lip a few days back. Therefore she didn’t want to meet his boyfriend that day because she didn’t want him to see her in those worsts. However it was previously promised that after the social event they were supposed to meet them, and she got together with him with the sore and he couldn’t have cared less, it would be an indication that he was genuinely intrigued by her for her and not only her looks. So regardless of the looks if your partner loves you who you are they are really into you.

7. He Cares About Your Family and Friends Because You Do

A man who loves you understands that your loved ones are very important to you and that they are an integral part of your lives. So if he loves you, he will consistently tune in as you share nitty gritty stories about your companions’ lives.

8. He’s Not Afraid to be Vulnerable

If a man loves you he won’t care to be powerless and he won’t have a problem in showing that he is afraid to lose you.

Erotic art, people generally take it in a wrong way. Illustrations based on this art are basically something that comes from within every human’s carnal desires. And while you look at them, you may feel aroused and that’s completely fine.

C’mon now everyone knows that discussion on sex is still treated as a taboo in many parts of the world. Moreover, a recent study on PornHub, one of the industry’s biggest providers, claim their site streamed 75 GB/ second data in 2016. So, if you think people follow those taboos in the same way they recall them infront of others. Then, you are wrong. I’m pretty much confident everyone watches it secretly but nobody wants to discuss it openly.

And so is the reason these erotic illustrations exist to fulfil all your carnal desires through simple drawings. Not as simple as the word itself, these illustrations that I’ve gathered here will surely turn you on. Just try to see them through your creative eyes. Have a look!

When it all started.

Eating the food from the same dish is the initial step of any relationship or love.

Having deep conversations.

Holding hands, patting each other, legs over each other… that’s how we roll in action.

Holding from the back.

That makes the couple feel cozy of course. Who says you need a doctor? A hug can heal anything made bad in love.

Love is in the air.

Aww! That’s sweet. Making a heart from two leaves clearly depicts that love is in the air.

The kiss.

When two lips intersect for the first time, love blooms.

Kiss is just not concerned to the lips.

That’s when your love is cute and not just concerned with the body but the soul too.

Playing with the hairs.

While laying in her lap, playing with her hairs, just being with each other feels like heaven.

Doing our thing even when together.

Nothing is more comfortable than doing your thing knowing the truth that you both have your careers or personal spaces.

Arousal when you feel like.

Drawings portray the girl giving a hand job to his man. Sometimes doing it when you feel like is perfectly fine.

Nothing is better than listening to music together.

Being in each other’s arms doing nothing but listening to your favourite tracks is what you must definitely do being in a relationship.

When the time comes…

Well, that’s purely beautiful. Looking at each other naked comes when you people are super comfortable with each other.

Handjob always feel good.

And why not? Sometimes taking the carnal pleasures are everyone’s right.

When she puts her hand ‘there’.

Like its her own thing! The feels…

Oral sex is a trend now.

Any foreplay seems incomplete without this! Do you agree?

While in the bathroom.

This steamy drawing is sufficient to give anyone a sexual climax. Did you get one?

Intimacies are hard to be defined in words.

That one activity which can give anyone an orgasm just while looking at someone is sex.

A pleasurable time in bed.

Indeed, perfectly drawn.

Those bumpy balls!

How does it feels while you look at this sketch where a man is giving an oral pleasure to this woman on her bumpy balls.

The wild one.

The touch of the tongue can do wonders to a woman.

Oh! Those sensual kisses.

The kisses on the back side are different.

The missionary.

That’s a perfect position to head straight!

Creases on the sheets.

Can you spot the illustration well? See it closely, because I’ve got enough dirty mind.

On one another.

A simple sketch depicting the simple delights you receive while a girl lays on her beau’s chest after sex.

Running your fingers on his back.

That does give him goosebumps! Trust me.

Just talk.

Even after sex, talking is the thing that makes things less awkward and that what this sketch says.

Saying goodbye is never easy, but digital artist Jen-Jen Rose had to force out one of the hardest ones in her life. When her beloved dog Penni passed away, Jen-Jen was devastated. The artist, however, felt like there were still things she didn’t have the chance to tell her, so she has created a farewell letter to express her feelings, and it’s so sincere, it touched our souls.
“She was originally meant to be a hunting dog for my dad, but she was far too gentle for that,” Jen-Jen told Bored Panda. “She ended up becoming a family dog instead. She joined our family when I was around 11 years old, right before things in my life started getting quite rough.”
Jen-Jen confessed that she experienced troubles both inside and outside her home. “My parents fought a lot, and I got bullied in school. At home, I’d sit in the corner and cry a lot, but she would always come sit with me. She’d rest her head on me, and lick my tears. Those were very fond memories I had with her, and her companionship was exactly what I needed during that time.”
“Love your pets,” Jen-Jen said. “And always let them know they are loved.”
Jen-Jen has developed a colorful and vibrant illustration style, but this time she has decided to pair her words with black-and-white drawings, and the juxtaposition between her powerful, emotional words and simple lines works perfectly.

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Moved by her letter, people were relating to Rose in the sweetest ways