You might have heard by now that Disney is finalizing its purchase of 21st Century Fox – specifically its entertainment rights to franchises like X-Men, Deadpool, Avatar, Alien, Predator and The Simpsons. On a base level it is chilling to see Disney consume yet another mega-property as we inevitably hurtle towards a dystopian future with one mega-corporation controlling a bland monoculture of every property known to man.

But also the Avengers get to fight the X-Men now, so naturally the internet has some memes.

1. Disney be Like Thanos, Collecting Every Entertainment Property Under The Sun!

2. On the Plus Side, The Confrontation Between Iron Man and Magneto is Now a Dream That Can Turn Into Reality Very Soon!

3. But “The Simpsons” Predicted This Waaaaaaaaay Back!

Disney announces it has reached a deal to acquire 21st Century Fox, as predicted by a Simpsons episode that first aired on November 8, 1998. pic.twitter.com/kzloJQHeM8

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) December 14, 2017

4. And Of Course Ryan Reynolds is Having Some Fun Already!

Time to uncork that explosive sexual tension between Deadpool and Mickey Mouse. https://t.co/iUEXofWpRu

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) December 6, 2017

5. Time for Errrrr…….”The Alien King”?

Disney now, basically pic.twitter.com/oNhU4P70yD

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) December 14, 2017

6. This is Actually Very Sound Logic!

7. The Future of Kingdom Hearts, Ladies and Gentlemen!

The future of Kingdom Hearts pic.twitter.com/ebl2nD9JRU

— Mark Brown (@britishgaming) December 14, 2017

8. So Disney is Now a Supervillain?

Disney is now ….. #DisneyFoxDeal pic.twitter.com/89eMv1zyhi

— BossLogic (@Bosslogic) December 14, 2017

9. Please Disney, Don’t Screw With Deadpool!

Apparently you can’t actually blow the Matterhorn. pic.twitter.com/2bEAAcZrUv

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) December 14, 2017

10. Disney Doesn’t Quite Have the Rights to EVERY Marvel Character – There Are Still a Few Exceptions

Updated! Visual Guide to Marvel Live-Action Character Rights pic.twitter.com/tQmFwjgBTp

— Maurice Mitchell (@mauricem1972) December 14, 2017

11. We Love You, “The Simpsons”

pic.twitter.com/Y0mPSv1p9p

— Henry Gilbert (@hEnereyG) December 14, 2017

12. Disney Also Has the Rights to “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”. So…..

13. “The Simpsons” Folks Are From the Future!

The Simpsons has now predicted Disney buying Fox, the FIFA scandal, Greece’s economic collapse & President Trump (via @TomButler) pic.twitter.com/yj3qjx9TBB

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) December 14, 2017

14. Apocalypse Now?

one day Disney will own every fandom-ass media property and will mix them all together in a neverending intertextual crossover tv/game/movie series and people will laugh and cheer and buy funko pop after funko pop and then the sun will mercifully engulf the earth

— Watch One Magic Christmas (@bombsfall) December 14, 2017

15. The Bare Truth!

public me: Disney buying Fox puts the company into hysterically monopolistic territory that should scare us, and our inability to recognize this underscores how the mass monetization of geek culture has blinded us to its control

private me: galactus in phase 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

— Patrick Klepek (@patrickklepek) December 14, 2017

Source – http://www.nerdism.com

To be honest some of these WTF photos are plain filth. Check out these WTF Photos from the core of Internet

1- This One might make you keep on staring..!

2- Spot the baby.

3- This not exactly what you think.

4- Plain Gross..! ( I wonder how will you be liking this one without the like button )

5- Eat your vegetables baby.

6- This man needs a Tight slap for doing this, and another one for posting the picture.

7- Rather it be- Loose end.

8- The Bridesmaids are not actually dwarf, look closely.

9- Who the hell posted this..?

10- Come on guys now pose

11- Look again, more closely.

12- Just another mindf*cker

14- Such a price for cuddling poses

15- She is way creepier than ghosts in a horror movie

16- I always thought water did not contain any calorie

17- Bushy Bushy

18- Gigantic legs

19- Inhaling hair is good for health.

20- Why dude..!?

22- Cars need some fundamental rights too

24- Give me few ( except the ones in the ear, nose and mouth )

25- Deep

Having a committed partner doesn’t automatically ensure a great sex life to match. And, because nothing in life is easy, and communication in relationships is hard, it can help to get some inside info on how to build a stronger romantic connection.

With that in mind, an inquiring user of Reddit asked the “Ladies of Reddit” what subtle clues they use to convey to their significant other(s) that they’re in the mood. Thankfully, for those of you who may be wondering the exact same thing, there were a lot of ladies who stepped up and answered the question. Here are 11 such answers to get you started. Best of luck!

1: If at First You Don’t Succeed…

“You really can’t be subtle. I tried doing the flirty seduction thing, doesn’t work. I tried suggesting we go to bed a bit early to “cuddle”, doesn’t work. Now I just casually bend down in front of him either naked or in just panties and he gets really horny and thinks it’s his idea.” —wanderluststricken

2. A Bit of English

“It started off as a joke about me being as romantic as a brick to the head (we were talking about how being British, we don’t have a romantic stereotype) but now I say it every time just to hear him giggle: ‘Get on your back, you’re getting it! Works every time.” —DarkRecess

3: Family Guy

“I lead him by the hand into the bedroom and whisper those magic words into his ear ‘the baby’s asleep’. Then we have very quiet sex while trying not to make eye contact with the dog.” —HitlersHotPants

4: The Matt LeBlanc Method

“We have a tone of voice we use when we’re propositioning. We always ask “so… how you doing?” or “hey”. Followed by wiggling eyebrows. Then my husband usually jumps me.” —figgypie

5. Hand Warmer

“One morning I just grabbed his arm said “oh no, you’re so cold” and put his hand between my thighs. He got a giggle out of that one.” —SpaceAgeUnicorn

6. Trifecta

“Okay, if you want SUBTLE, normally I’ll bite my lip and stare at his mouth and give him the f—k me eyes. Or make sure he catches me staring at his crotch. Or touching of any kind is usually golden.” —lynnaimee

7: Put It On a Flip Flop

“Snapchat him extremely zoomed in pictures of Guy Fieri and add the caption ‘take me to flavortown’.” —aestherisms

8: Conditioning

“i’ve been doing some pavlovian exercises where whenever i’m kissing him it starts to get hot and heavy, i’ll start to lightly scratch/caress the back of his neck. it’s gotten to the point where just doing that guarantees sex. it’s kind of awful but it’s also amazing and i’m a little proud.” —yourtypeofmetal

9: Subtle?

“My boyfriend sucks with subtlety. I always lean in, kiss him, get more touchy, etc. and he just goes ‘Huh? What’s up, what are you doing?’ Like, for real, dude? I literally always just end up grabbing his dick through his pants and giving him a pretty intense stare to convey ‘Give it.’” —getinthegoddamncar

10. Leg Day

“I usually just take off my clothes or start rubbing myself on him. Doing squats directly in front of him is also effective.” —halfadash6

11. The Future Is Bright

“Today I walked into his room, pretended to be a robot, and in my best robot voice said ‘Proceed with the sex.’ Made him giggle, and I got pounded ;)” —PM_ME_PUPPIES_PLZZ

Source – Kenine.com

The Simpsons got serious at the end of its season premiere in October, offering ways to help Puerto Rico in the devastating aftermath of Hurricane Maria. It was a powerful moment, and now the show’s back with a reminder.

On Thursday, The Simpsons took aim at President Donald Trump (and Jeff Sessions) in an imagined (maybe?) meeting with special counsel Robert Mueller, in which Trump tries to bribe him away from the Russia investigation with Scrooge McDuck-levels of coin. Trump bloviates and begs (he’ll do anything!) but Mueller doesn’t buy it.

However, there is someone who needs all that money.

Thank you @TheSimpsons for keeping PR in your minds. We are going to make it, thanks to big hearts like yours. https://t.co/ER7dUoiaH4

— Carmen Yulín Cruz (@CarmenYulinCruz) December 14, 2017

Robert Mueller meets with President Donald Trump… #TheSimpsons pic.twitter.com/h693XgOPFM

— The Simpsons (@TheSimpsons) December 14, 2017

“The Simpsons” creators imagined the president attempting to bribe Special Counsel Robert Mueller, who’s been tasked with investigating Russia’s alleged meddling in the 2016 election.

“Huge bribe! There’s never been a bigger one,” Trump said in the video. “I do the best bribes, everyone says so. The best! Everyone says so ― the best! Everybody says so!”

Although things quickly devolve from there, the skit also takes a moment to share Puerto Rico’s plight.

Source – Dailydot

For many people, Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year. It’s a chance to indulge in festive food and drink, and, most importantly, spend time with your family and friends. The festive period is also expensive, with retailers vying for our hard-earned cash.

But not all Christmas decorations and novelty items are made equally. The holidays might be primarily targetted towards children (after all, they’re the ones with the biggest expectations), but some Christmas designers have decided to make some very NSFW items.

Here are 16 designers who’re definitely on Santa’s naughty list this year…

1. It’s beginning to look a lot like sh*tmas

People love icing sugar and icicles around the festive season. It’s not known exactly what this giant turd was supposed to be, but it’s hard to believe that any mall would legitimately think that a human waste-shaped decoration would be a good idea.

2. Can you hear the angels’ voices?

Well, it turns out that the angels who’re singing at Christmas aren’t celebrating the birth of Jesus, they’re celebrating something else entirely.

3. Is that a giant toe?

4. So that’s why Santa’s smiling all of the time…

When I was a kid, I always thought that being one of Santa’s elves would be a fun job, but it turns out that it’s actually a pretty taxing role.

Christmas might be a time for spending with the family we already have, but few people know that most babies are conceived over the holidays. Apparently, the drop in temperature inspires a lot of couples to come up with a different way of keeping warm!

5. Someone’s got too excited about Santa…

Horrifyingly, this was made by a (we hope) innocent grandma

6. Talk about a white Christmas

Apparently condom sales double in the week leading up to Christmas, but if this picture is anything to go by, people aren’t buying enough!

7. No one is jumping for joy off a bridge

8. Santa’s a lot kinkier than any of us knew

It turns out that Santa’s a bum man.

One of the few opportunities people have to be deliberately NSFW at Christmas is Secret Santa, especially if it’s done anonymously with the intention of buying gag gifts. In fact, some websites encourage people to buy rude secret Santa gifts and enjoy the hilarity that ensues!

9. Santa’s a real d*ick

But you don’t have to look far to find a rude Christmas gift. I wonder if this was made in the same mold as dildos are during the year…

10. Have yourself a spermy little Christmas

11. Butt plug or Christmas tree?!

I’ll let you be the judge of this very bizarre Christmas decoration. Some people take modern art a step too far…

12. T*ts now!

Or, should I say, let it snow!

13. Is this a swingers’ Christmas dinner?

Those napkins were either folded by a confused grandma or one seriously kinky individual.

14. Okay, we get it Santa, you’re insatiable

And to think that so many children look up to Father Christmas!

15. Joy to the world!

I wonder if this was deliberate or not.

16. Santa’s had too much mulled wine

Ridiculous Christmas jumpers are customary for adults and children alike over the holidays, but this mom probably should have taken a closer look at her son’s jumper before letting him wear it to school…

Source – http://www.viralthread.com

We’ve all experienced a horrible first date or two. For most of us, the worst that it gets is “he has bad teeth,” or “there was zero connection,” or “he refused to pay.” Though some of us have been spared, it’s safe to say there’s a lurking dread at the thought of being caught in…

10. What Kind Of Animal Doesn’t Share Guac?

“I once went out with a guy who had seven gin and tonics in the span of an hour and a half. I somehow still ended up going to another bar with him, where he proceeded to order guacamole and REFUSE to share it with me, while claiming he was going to ‘throw all the hipsters over the wall and into the street.’ But the worst part was that he wouldn’t share his guac.”

– Kelsea, 28

9. That Awkward Moment That Turns Into That Awkward Date

“We met up at a local burger joint, and he didn’t say a single word. I asked questions, and he responded with head nods and occasionally a chuckle that’s more like a release of air. I was pretty sure he hated me, so I told him I was just going to go home. That’s when he finally spoke. He asked me why and told me to please stay so I did, and then he continued to sit in silence. Looking back now I realize he was just nervous but, man at the time I really thought that I must have been horrible to be around.”

8. When You Discover The Real Definition Of Double-Dating

“Halfway through the date she started talking about her boyfriend, whom I was unaware of. I asked if he knows she’s on a date with me and she says, ‘Oh, it’s cool – he’s in Iraq right now, so he doesn’t know or care.’ Just my luck.”

7. That First Date That Turned Into An Episode Of Prison Break

“After the date, he was driving me home, did a stupid, illegal move and got pulled over. He decided to run from the police (with me in the car). He tried to pull into a driveway and hide, but they found us. Aaaanyway, they put us both in handcuffs while they searched the car. They ended up giving me a ride home and took him to jail. Apparently, it was a stolen car. I never saw him again, as he was extradited to another state for outstanding warrants.”

6. HE DID WHAT?!!

“I recently went out with a man who drank two bottles of wine. Clearly, I slept with him anyway. I woke up in the middle of the night to find him PEEING OFF THE SIDE OF MY BED IN HIS SLEEP. You can’t make this stuff up.”

-Jessica, 28

5. Okay, Where’s The Hidden Camera?

“I met this guy online and agreed to meet up for dinner that night. A few hours later, he texts to tells me he is in the hospital and asks me to come visit him. I agree, thinking maybe he broke his leg or had a car accident on the way to dinner? When I arrive, I discover he’s there because he tried to kill himself when he found out his wife wanted a divorce! I’m feeling terribly awkward and I’m trying to come up with an excuse to leave when his family arrives…and he tells them I’m his girlfriend. I left, and for months afterward, he continued to text and call me while I ignored him.”

4. That Awkward Moment When He Asks You To Submit To Him

“I met my date at a wine bar one night, thinking we were going to have a regular date like regular people. Things were going normal until he pulled out his Bible and started reading me all the parts where a woman’s place is serving men. We never went out again.”

3. When He Tries To Convert You On The First Date

“I went on a date with a guy whose idea of romance was taking me to his family’s church, where they were trying to break the record for a hymn-singing marathon. To clarify, the standing record was four hours. I thought we were going to a drive-in. ‘Oh, this’ll be so romantic and retro,’ I said. ‘This can’t possibly be an attempt at saving my soul,’ I said.”

2. That’s Just Too Much, Bro

“I set up a date with an internet guy who told me he played bass guitar in a band. When I showed up to the restaurant, the waiter was walking me to my table and I noticed a whole corner was cleared out just for me and my date. Apparently, he had spread rose petals all over the floor, all the way up to my chair. The table was covered with rose petals as well. I sat there in shock, as the waiter assumed we were celebrating a special occasion, like an anniversary or that he was proposing…not a first date. I was speechless, and the guy says he wrote me a song. He got up, walked over to the corner where his guitar was sitting, and starting playing it and singing a song so loud that everyone in the restaurant looked at us. I got up, kicked the rose petals out of the way, and ran to my car.”

1. How Is Thing Even A Thing?

“A friend set me up on a date with a guy who loved his guinea pigs so much that he decided to bring them along on our date. He sat them on our table in their cage–all eight of them. I faked an allergy and got the hell out of there.”

We’ve learned that apparently there are men out there who slap your hand when you want some of their food. Then there are the men who decide to outrun the police with you in the car. And who can forget the men who bring along pets on their first date. We all know the saying “just be yourself,” but maybe we shouldn’t be putting it all out there on a first date.

If you thought these stories were outrageous, share them with your friends! Maybe you’ll spare them a bad night or two.

Going to the hospital is something that has happened to most of us for varied reasons. We all have been there for our sake or someone else’s. Now it’s evident that when you go to the hospital, there will be a time when you’ll speak to the doctors or react and express your feelings. While talking, both of you say things ‘unintentionally’ and then later realize ‘OMG! Did I just say that?’ Well, don’t worry. ‘S#it Happens.’

However, some phrases which doctors and people say at the hospital indeed look dirty when we play it back after some time in our mind.
Have a look!

#1 When you visit them for the first time.

2. ask you to open it wide.

3. Sometimes they have many appointments, so they treat you fast.

4. All of us have heard this from a doctor. About intercourse? I haven’t experienced yet.

5. Be it injection or intercourse, pain is forever.

6. Some prefer to give it on the backside. Injection dude, injection.

7. It surely hurts, but time heals all wounds.

8. When they ask you about the time.

9. The one who’s taking it starts to feel the pain.

10. No one wants to be the second, first hand things are beautiful.

11. If he’s doing it for the first time, it could hurt.

12. Silly demands that he makes.

13. Only the one who checks it gets to understand the situation.

14. If you show it to wrong one, results could be shocking.

15. Unsatisfaction leads to changing partners.

Leathery sheets of rain lashed at Harry’s ghost as he walked across the grounds toward the castle. Ron was standing there and doing a kind of frenzied tap dance. He saw Harry and immediately began to eat Hermione’s family.”

This is the beginning of a new chapter of Harry Potter, written just this week. You may notice some subtle differences from the original, but that’s because this chapter was written, no joke, by predictive text.

It’s not just any predictive text, either. A group of writers, artists and tech nerds called Botnik has spent time training a predictive keyboard with the text of all seven Harry Potter books, resulting in a program that writes uncannily Rowling-esque prose, albeit a little weirder. A group of writers sat down to muck around with the algorithm, and out of this human/machine collaboration came the greatest work of literature of this decade.

We’re pretty sure it got even more rave reviews than the original series

All Harry Potter fans know that there can never be enough HP accessories to fully satiate the fandom. There is Harry Potter jewelry. Harry Potter spatulas and aprons. Harry Potter Golden Snitches and wedding stickers and lingerie and room decor. But never has there been Harry Potter activewear…until now.

Australian designer BlackMilk Clothing designed a line of Harry Potter activewear that would make even the most exercise-averse of us fall in lust. The Brisbane-based company recently dropped a lookbook for the “Team Hogwarts” line and we cannot control our excitement.

The line features tees, tanks, sweatshirts, leggings, and dresses, all of which are available in the colorways of the four Hogwarts houses. Also, THEIR LEGGINGS HAVE POCKETS.

Gryffindor

Gryffindor values bravery, daring, nerve, and chivalry. Its emblematic animal is the lion and its colors are scarlet and gold.

Hufflepuff

Hufflepuff values hard work, dedication, patience, loyalty, and fair play. Its emblematic animal is the badger, and Yellow and Black are its colors.

Ravenclaw

Ravenclaw values intelligence, knowledge, and wit. Its emblematic animal is the eagle, and its colors are blue and bronze.

Slytherin

Slytherin house values ambition, cunning and resourcefulness and was founded by Salazar Slytherin. Its emblematic animal is the serpent, and its colors are emerald green and silver.

Make sure to set an alarm. BlackMilk Clothing’s new Harry Potter activewear will be available for purchase at 4 P.M. Eastern on Dec. 18.

When we are young idealistic kids, we have the notion (who knows from where) that life is fair and looks out for us. Somewhere along the line, reality hits and we learn the cold hard truth. Life is just the opposite and can be incredibly unfair. There is a phase of transition where you’ll want things to be different or even try to make them different, but life is tenacious and will beat you down eventually. On the bright side it’s hilarious to watch life deal a sour hand to others, so let’s have a laugh together.

1. Doesn’t it just make you so angry?

2. What even is life?

3. Does it get any worse than this?

4. Guess it does.

5. Have a break, have a Kit Kat. Or not.

6. Don’t be too surprised.

7. Happens every time!

8. I want my money back.

9. At 7.

10. A visual representation of life being unfair.

11. I thought so.

12. Just a regular day at life.

13. Follow the instructions.

14. When you’re trying to connect.

15. This pan is a failure at life.

16. Can we just take a moment here?

17. What even?

18. I’d rather not eat ketchup.

19. What was she looking for?

20. It just leaves us wondering.