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If the double date does happen somehow
Expectation- Enjoying the evening, as friends, as two different couples.
Reality- Being too close with your ex, causing discomfort to both your respective dates.
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His girlfriend breaks up with him
Real friends console each other.
Expectation- Oh you poor baby! It's gonna be okay. I'm here for you.
Reality- Great! She broke up with him. He deserves it, the loser. Ha! It proves it was not me but him who was at fault.
