1. Broken
You all have that person in your friend group. The one who you love despite their flaws. Well, you all have flaws and love each other, but some of us are a little more flawed than the rest, right? And they might not actually realize that they have those flaws, which makes it so, so much worse. Or so, so much better, if you have a sense of humor. Having a sense of humor helps, or else they might actually drive you insane.
Here, Sarah is basically saying, "Sorry you're feeling sad. Would it make you feel better if I pointed out all your mistakes?" Which Megan could point out, but instead she's taking the mistake and leaning in. Megan is actually talking about the pain of dropping out of middle school, but she never learned how to correctly type to explain that fact.
2. Get A Brain
To be fair, he also has a second sign that says, "And then get an extra brain for me, so I can learn how to spell!" That sign's in the back, though. You can't see that sign. Because it's business in the front, and party in the back. Duh. You know how the saying goes.
On the other hand, the person in the back looks very concerned about whatever situation is going on. They either really don't like his hair, or they are in fact contemplating teaching him how to spell.
3. RIP
This person says they're #stillinshock. But they'll be in even more shock when they realize Doogie Howser is actually still alive. Maybe he wasn't really their favorite actor after all.
4. Simple Maze
It takes bravery to do a crossword puzzle in ink. Unless you think the crossword puzzle is a maze. Then you're really just skating on through. Do you know what those words at the bottom are for? Oh, just for your reading pleasure? Wait, what's that? Oh, you don't know how to read? That makes a lot of sense.
5. Happy Meal
A toy from the latest Pixar movie? Boring. What every kid REALLY wants in a Happy Meal is some random guy's mixtape. We'd legitimately buy this Happy Meal.
6. Attempted Murder
Even if this plan had worked, it would have backfired. Because you don't want to be known as someone with a deadly vagina. That might cause problems in the future.
7. Police Assistance
Good news: The police found her drugs.
Bad news: She probably won't get them back once she's released from jail.
Good news: She's dope.
8. The Big Turn-off
Lots of people aren't turned on by themselves. This person is no exception. This entire post is actually a mess. We're not even sure who deleted who after this.
9. Happy Birthday
Walmart has just about everything, so they must have a Chelsea in stock somewhere in the store. Did they check aisle 10? Maybe they should check peopleofwalmart.com. Or maybe they actually shouldn't.
10. Catching The Fever
Bieber Fever is like the chicken pox. If you never had it when you were young, you might have an outbreak as an adult. Someone also "made their facebook," and we're not quite sure what that means.
11. Strange Birthmark
No, you don't need to be concerned about Charlies's nipple. But you should be concerned that you didn't know what a nipple looks like.
12. Not Chris
She thought she had the ability to tell Chris Rock and Kevin Hart apart, but she came up short. Just like Kevin Hart. Aw, we're sorry Kevin Hart. At least you're enjoying yourself.
13. Not The Same
Also, Anna Kendrick and Kendrick Lamar are two different people. Anna Kendrick Lamar does not exist. But if they did, that would be a cool person, we're pretty sure.
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