Welcome to the second installment of brutal text rejections. The following nine entries prove that sometimes silence is not the only answer — a perfectly timed text can be much more devastating.
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Goodbye, Ben.
This girl kept a cool head while her date tried to guilt her for leaving a party. She simply said he was a great guy but they weren’t a match, and wished him well. Maturity at its finest.
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Delusional Achievements.
He sent a long paragraph about all he’s done for her. She replied with a single Zzz emoji. Short, sweet, and perfectly delivered.
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The Math Teacher Special.
He asked if she was free this weekend. She said she had to finish a Netflix series and couldn't fit him in. Priorities are priorities.
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Unmatched Energy.
He tried to brag about his salary. She sent back a screenshot of her own bank savings and asked if he needed a loan. Absolutely brutal.
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Grammar Lesson.
He kept texting even after she stopped replying. She finally cut him off by correcting his grammar, telling him to learn the difference between "your" and "you're."
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Unforgettable Exit.
He tried to test her loyalty by acting distant. She didn't take the bait and simply replied "Okay" to his breakup text. He was clearly expecting a different reaction.
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Healthy Boundaries.
He complained she spent too much time with her friends. She told him her friends had been around longer and she wasn't going to drop them for someone she just met.
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The Great Friend Zone.
He confessed his love. She said she saw him like a brother. Then asked him to take out the trash on his way out. A double whammy.
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Savage Silence.
The final and most savage entry. When he asked why she was ignoring him, she replied, "I need to learn to be alone so I don't end up with someone like you." A masterpiece of a burn.