Times Men Weren’t ‘Exactly’ Wrong
Men have their good moments, but they also have their bad moments. We’re not going to focus on the good or the bad in this article, but rather, the area right in between. These are moments that men were technically right, but still very, very wrong…most likely on purpose. You see, men can be smarta**es. Oh wait, you knew that? Of course you knew that. If you’re a man, you know exactly how big of a smarta** you can be, and if you are a woman, you’ve dealt with enough men to know that men can be pretty damn smarta**y. Which is why everyone will relate to these photos.
Like this one. A wife asked her husband to pick up six potatoes, and you know what he did? He picked up six potatoes. But he just couldn’t resist being a smarta**. You know what they say: When you ask a man to do something, you need to be very, very, very specific. So specific, in fact, that you may feel like you’re giving directions to a 5 year old. Don’t let that stop you from adding the extra details, though, because in the long run, those details will save you from having to blow up at your man.
No Shirt? No Shoes? No Problem
This guy had the best of intentions. Who knew overalls required a shirt? Why don’t these fancy little human clothes come with instructions? Do babies even need clothes at all? It’s just so difficult! Ahhhhh!
Nice try, dude? At least his daughter is making a fashion statement.
This Sandwich Is A Work Of Art
This guy’s wife wanted her sandwich cut in half, but she did not specify exactly how she wanted it to be cut. This guy’s imagination — and sandwich cutting skills — is literally a masterpiece in the making. I almost feel like this sandwich deserves to be in a modern art museum somewhere. I’ve seen less impressive pieces at modern art museums, after all.
Every Teenager’s Worst Nightmare Realized
The scare tactic is strong with this one. This dad takes a win for top-notch intimidation…not to mention he should consider a career in the fashion industry.
Laziness Is An Art Form
This guy definitely has it down to a science. Now all you need is a pot, some boiling water, and an pinch of common sense. Bon appetit!
Dad’s Designated Driver
This guy is amazing at trolling his wife, and he sure knows how to start them young. This baby will be going from diapers to drag racing in no time.
Toilet Socks…How Thoughtful!
Nothing like some old-fashioned ingenuity. This man knows how to warm his woman’s heart (as well as her butt). Romance isn’t dead, folks.
Pupper In Training
This dog is going to be the most literate pupper ever. Props to this husband for caring about the education of our animals. I’m not betting on him winning, though.
Get Ready To Be Seriously Schooled
Ever feel like the answer is staring you directly in the face? It is, and this guy has proven it. This man may just be a genius. Give him all the awards.
I Love the ’90s, Homeowners Edition
Nothing like taking it back to the days of Lite Brite and Etch A Sketch. Why text when you can use your artistic abilities and draw your message? It’s second only to the carrier pigeon.
Better Safe Than Sorry
Don’t want your iPhone stolen? You better do as the sign says. This library is a pretty sketch place! At least time is on your side — literally.
Grab A Cold, Clean One
Turning a washing machine into a cooler is clearly the way of the future. When you’re done partying it’s time to do the laundry. Finally, a product that takes the guesswork out of keeping your clothes fresh and your friends intoxicated.
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