The Times Angry Drivers Took Parking Justice Into Their Own Hands

Sarcasm Hits The Spot
Some people suck at parking. Are you one of those people? Then GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER! Sorry, but you just needed a dose of honesty and truth. It’s really not that hard to park in the lines. If you find it hard, then you should practice. Go to an empty parking lot in the middle of suburbs and spend an afternoon practicing. Because you don’t want to be so bad at parking that you end up on a list like this. This list is dedicated to the worst parkers out there, and the vigilante drivers who got justice on these horrible AF parkers.

This person got their revenge in a passive aggressive, yet very satisfying, way. “No, your majesty, I’m not being sarcastic at all! I don’t mind having to park three blocks away so you could avoid getting a dent in your 2007 chariot. By all means, carry on, your highness.” Keep reading to see more great examples of how everyday people have gotten their sweet revenge on terrible parkers.

Noted
Leaving angry notes is a time-honored tradition when dealing with poor parking jobs. If you haven’t left an angry note on someone’s car, then you are either a much nicer person than I am, or you don’t live in LA. I believe this person when they say they’re a badass. It really comes through in the tone of the note. But the bigger story here is the poor sap whose parents decided it was a good idea to name them “F**k You.”

Permanent Reminder
Sure, this isn’t one of the funniest angry notes ever, but it’s damn sure effective. This driver will always be more courteous when parking for fear of what stationary those in the neighborhood may possess. But mostly, in fear of what strength super glue they have. This took some major elbow grease to get off.

Editor’s suggestion: Maybe don’t superglue notes to cars. Could be considered destruction of private property…

Contractually Obligated
Superglue is one thing, but this is a whole other level. If you’re going to be a jerk, make sure you don’t do it around a contractor. Rage apparently fuels their ingenuity.

Always Read The Signs
“Oh, you need to get to your car? Well, you’ll have to wait until we’re finished. If you’re familiar with construction, I assume you know that means you can drive out of here in, oh… about 25 years.”

Hosed
Park in front of a fire hydrant and this is what you get. No one is above the rules. There’s nothing more satisfying than seeing this type of instant karma.

Washed Up
Don’t be a jerk. That should be obvious. But if you absolutely feel the need to be, at least make sure your car is clean first. You’re making it too easy to let everyone know what a schmuck you are.

Snowed In
That thing I just told you about being a jerk? Also make sure it’s not snowing. Honestly, with all these rules, it’s easier just remembering to be a decent person. It’s really not that difficult.

Hey, Stranger
If you don’t have pen and a paper to leave a note for terrible parking jobs, you can always resort to this time-honored justice-dispensing method. It’s like your car is pulling their car in close and whispering, “It’s okay. I like getting cozy.”

Patience
The best part of this picture is being able to see the shadow of the person taking it. I hope they waited there for hours so they could watch the perpetrator of pain-in-the-ass parking have to climb in through the passenger side. Though, it would be heartbreaking and mostly confusing to learn this picture is from England.

Teamwork
The best part is how unnecessary this seems. Sure, the person parked like a maniac, but they did it in a mostly-empty lot. Guess it goes to show you that you should practice perfect parking no matter the circumstances.

Chalk This Up As A Win
It’s a good thing this parent’s kid left their chalk behind. It gave them the opportunity to teach a lesson to a different spoiled, childish brat.

Colorful Shout Out
There’s passive-aggressive, then there’s aggressive-aggressive. Some folks you can’t beat around the bush with. Bad parking jobs are one of the most annoying things you deal with everyday, and it’s time we put an end to it once and for all.

You know… with colorful chalk.