Unless you’re a gynecologist, or a bikini waxer, you probably never realized that there are different types of vaginas. Yeah, until now we assumed there was only one, but a former waxer going by the name of Mel, has left the world wide web in shock after she identified a total of five different shapes of vaginas. Now that’s mind blowing because most of us just assumed that vaginas were these neat little packages with all the pieces perfectly tucked in. But it turns out that there’s more to vaginas than meets the eye. So here they are, courtesy of Mel, who’s using an alias so that she doesn’t embarrass the hell out of her clients, and then gets sued. Enjoy!
Getting any hair of your body waxed is a tough decision.
Especially if you decide to jump into it with one of the more painful procedures, like a Brazilian wax. But it’s a decision most women don’t wind up regretting.
Getting waxed isn’t for everyone and there are obvious cons to doing it.
For one thing, waxing tears the hair right out from the very root, which is why it takes longer for the hair to grow back.
This might seem like a terrible thing, but it will usually mean that the hair may grow back thinner, finer, or not at all.
The more often you get a wax, the better it will be for you and your appearance down there.
Not only will you no longer have to call your vajayjay, Mr. Fuzzy anymore, but you’ll notice that over time, you’ll have fewer hairs to get rid of.
However, not every vagina looks the same as everyone else’s, at least according to Mel.
Throughout her career, the former bikini waxer has seen five different vagina shapes, but most women don’t even notice it, unless they’ve taken photos and compared them with other women’s vajayjays.
Take the Ms. Barbie, for example, it’s not as scandalous or peculiar as it sounds.
It’s simply the way a vagina can look all nice and tidy with all the flaps from labia majora and minora all looking seemingly perfect.
But Mel, claims it’s actually the most uncommon shape among women.
The Ms. Puffs look is similar to the Ms. Barbie Vagina in some ways.
The labia minora remains contained within the labia majora, but the lips of the vagina sit lower on the pubic bone and are either full and puffed up or they’re thin and loose.
So if you’re asking yourself if there’s a scientific explanation for this, there isn’t.
This is simply Mel’s observation of a variety of clients, and contrary to popular belief, the way a woman’s lips hang has very little to do with age or weight.
The Ms. Curtains look is for vaginas who’s labia minora extend past the labia majora.
The labia minora often sticks out either a little bit or a whole lot, and in case you were wondering, this is actually the most common shape, which means you might have a Ms. Curtains down there.
Women with a Ms. Horseshoe shape have the oddest shape that Mel has seen.
Their vaginas open wider at the top, but closes at the bottom, giving them the shape of a horseshoe. Now that’s freaky!
You’ve heard all sorts of nicknames for your vagina, but Ms. Tulip may be the weirdest.
However, when you have a Ms. Tulip down there, it literally looks like a tulip about to bloom, with the labia minora slightly exposed up and down the labia majora.
Mel pointed out that every vagina is different, regardless of these five shapes.
But women should never consider them as strange or abnormal, especially when they go get a bikini wax.
No matter the shape or size of it, our vaginas are still sweet and inviting.
Which is why men can never get enough of them, so when you think about it, it’s kind of empowering.
We totally get that women can be understandably self-conscious about their vaginas.
Men are self-conscious about their penises too. But ultimately, if you ask a guy what his favorite type is he probably won’t care if it’s too bushy, not bushy enough, or it looks like a horseshoe.
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