People Can’t Be Trusted
You know that people are the worst, right? That’s why people absolutely cannot be trusted. They just can’t. And in case you are a super trusting, kind human, we’ve compiled a list of photos that show exactly why people cannot be trusted. It’s for your own good. You need to be vigilant and on your guard. Always. Like this person, who created the most intricate lock system in history. If you were a thief and saw this, you would say, “Oh hell no. Not worth my time.” It’s pretty freaking genius.
Clearly, this person doesn’t trust the other members of their gym. The best part of this is the only thing in that locker is probably a half-used stick of deodorant and a wrinkly old shirt. Some people will go to any length to protect what’s theirs, and I admire that about them. Keep reading to see more examples of why people cannot be trusted.
Seems Legit
When you need to hire a tutor for learning things, make sure that it’s a tutor that actually, well, knows things. That said, the people looking for tutors in these subjects may not actually know that he spelled “phisics” wrong. Plus, a B sounds like a pretty good promise, right? Wrong. Because people are shady and they shouldn’t be trusted.
Although, they didn’t “gaurantee” anything about spelling, so they might be telling the truth. Take a chance. What’ve you got to lose (besides your scholarship)?
Small Withdrawal
They only asked for ONE thing at the bank. Just one! And because people are the worst, they couldn’t resist taking the pen anyway. Some people just want to watch the world burn. Without a pen at the bank, customers may have to try using ATMs and online banking and join the rest of us in the convenience of the 21st century. Those animals.
Nom Trooper
This is shocking and appalling. If you can’t trust an evil entity proudly referring to itself as “The Dark Side,” then who can you trust?
Keep Rolling, Rolling, Rolling
This kid’s dad let them borrow the Lexus, and also put an old rug in the garage. You can’t trust your kids, but honestly, you also can’t trust yourself if you thought this was a good idea.
Squatty Potty
Speaking of not trusting your young ones in your cars, this is what you get for leaving them locked in. Live and learn and shampoo the interior.
WTF TSA?
People have tried to sneak some pretty shocking things through airport security, but donuts? We can’t trust donuts anymore? What is the world coming to?
Pumpkin Spy Spice
If the NSA wants to monitor my online browsing history, fine. I can live with that. But my desserts? The Constitution was created to protect us from exactly this type of tyranny.
Pasteurized Prank
Nice try, milk. I’m no fool.
*Drinks milk*
*Vomits uncontrollably*
The Price Of Crack Is Too Damn High
Economics 101: If you try to price your product higher than the law of supply and demand would dictate, then the actual law will come for you. Duh.
Toes In Different Area Codes
This little piggy went to the market.
This little piggy went to the club.
And this little piggy went home because her expectations of the club didn’t match up to reality.
Sign Of Distrust
The sign says this urinal doesn’t work, but as you can clearly see, it’s doing the job it was intended to do. You can’t even trust signs anymore. SMH.
So Remember…
If these photos have taught us anything, it’s that you must always keep a leery eye on everyone nowadays. No matter how seemingly innocent or cute they are, you just can’t trust them.
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