Sometimes Husbands Need Help
Men, we love you. Truly, we do. But sometimes you can be just a tad clueless. Don’t get all huffy, you know exactly what I’m talking about! You can be very smart and accomplished and responsible, but sometimes you mess up the smallest things. And that’s why you should thank your lucky stars that we women are there to help you out! If you’re lucky enough to be married, then you already know just how many things you actually don’t know. Take this guy, for instance. He actually thought Fancy Feast was human food. Yep, this is what I’m talking about guys. Sometimes you just don’t get it.
All we can hope is that it was just a mistake that this guy packed his wife a Fancy Feast, and not because it had become one of his favorite snacks.
At Least He Left A Note
Asking your husband to do laundry is like asking a liberal arts major to take a test in organic chemistry. First, their face will be blank. Second, they’ll go into sheer panic mode. Third, they will freak out, and things could get dangerous. Sorry guys, but if you’ve been married for a while, you already know that you’re not allowed near the laundry machine. Your wife has to draw the line at some point after six pairs of ruined blouses and ten pairs of shrunken jeans.
In all fairness to this guy, folding fitted sheets is virtually impossible. And it was a smart move on his part, because now his wife will never ask him to fold the laundry again.
This Husband Doesn’t Know What Blueberries Are
Blueberries, blackberries… what’s the difference? They’re all berries, right? And aren’t all berries kind of the same? Well, no. But good try, dude. You at least got the raspberries right, and that is cause for a small celebration. I bet that after his wife made sure that he never forgot what blueberries were again.
At Least He’s A Creative Problem-Solver
Hey, it works. This guy obviously didn’t want to spend 20 minutes in the card aisle, so he got a bit creative and found a pretty funny solution. TBH, it’s a way better card than the sappy other baby shower cards this couple got.
We Know Who The Chef Of The House Is
This is a classic case of miscommunication. If the wife had been a bit more specific, like by asking her husband to start a pot of water for the spaghetti, maybe this mixup wouldn’t have happened. Clearly it’s not the husband’s fault.
Technically, He Followed Instructions
This wife asked her husband to pick up six potatoes, and she can’t be too mad, because he did actually get six potatoes. Also, we know who’s getting the smallest baked potato tonight.
And The Babysitter Of The Year Award Goes To…
No, “play with the baby” does not mean “play violent video games with the baby,” even if the baby does seem to love it. This is actually kind of frightening, though. Doesn’t that dad realize that the video game is rated M for Mature!?
This Husband Discovered The Label Maker
After discovering his wife’s label maker, this husband went a bit overboard, but at least he’s labeling things correctly. Then he put a “wife” label on his wife, and quickly learned that he is no longer allowed to use the label maker.
He Doesn’t Wrap Many Gifts, Apparently
When his wife asked him to wrap a shirt, he did just as she asked. Clearly, though, he’s never been asked to wrap a shirt before, so this was a learning experience for him. This is actually a pretty impressive wrapping job, if we’re being honest.
Don’t Ask Your Tall Husband To Hang A Mirror
If your husband is 6′3″, and you are 5′2″, you’ll probably want to give him very specific instructions for hanging the mirror. Otherwise, you’ll end up with this problem. And doing your makeup will be a big challenge.
This Husband Doesn’t Quite Understand The Concept Of Numerical Lists
But at least he got everything on his wife’s grocery list: One carton of milk, two cucumbers, three packages of butter, four quarks, five tomatoes and six eggs. No more, no less. The wife now knows to put a period in between the numbers on her list and the items she needs.
This Husband Tried To Dry His Shirt…In The Microwave
Another reason why husbands are terrible at doing laundry.
Wouldn’t it be great if we could, in fact, dry our clothes in the microwave? That’s what this guy thought, but it didn’t turn out so well for him. Word of advice: Stick to the actual clothes dryer.
This Guy Can Pack For A Trip In Mere Minutes
Even his daughter is looking at him like, “What the heck were you thinking, Dad?” Yet another example of husbands not knowing how to pack. Alright, husbands. You did it. You were smart enough to act dumb enough that we never trust you to do little, annoying tasks and chores again.
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