1. Best Friends Forever
Ah, kids. Love them or hate them, you have to admit they’re hilarious. You know, how they just say the darndest things? And they’re the most honest little fellas in the entire world. If you want to know if you look fat in that dress, they’ll tell you, yes you do look fat in that dress.
Their imaginations also have yet to be squelched by the cruel, cruel world. That will come in time. But for now, they’ll draw things like this. Well, some of them will draw things like this. Hopefully your kid is drawing sunshine and rainbows, but if their pictures are more along these lines, lets pray it’s just a phase they’re going through.
Friends come in all shapes and forms. Your friend doesn’t even have to be human! It can be some creepy bug-like creature from a different dimension! You just have to care about each other, because that’s the true test of friendship.
2. How Much Do You Love Me?
Just because someone’s dead doesn’t mean you have to stop loving them. Sometimes you might even love them more. It’s kind of touching that this kid can grasp deeper concepts of love at such a young age. Wait a minute. Is this kids friend still actually alive, and they’re actually wishing for them to be dead? Woah. Sarah better watch out. Hopefully someone warns her before its too late.
3. What A Ride
You know, this kid is not wrong. It’s more factual than it is creepy. And it’s kind of fun to think of life as a “water slide,” if you really think about it. Maybe they can make this into a board game? It looks like it would be more fun than the Game of Life. That game is confusing. We want to play Game of Waterslide. But we’d really rather be at the start than the end.
4. Quit While You’re A Head
Wow. Guess she really means it. Better get packing, Valerie! Your days are numbered. Wonder what Valerie did to deserve such a fate. Maybe she stole their snacks at snack time. That’s a pretty unpardonable offense.
5. Best Day Ever
You know how that demon just follows you everywhere? What’s that? You don’t? Oh, that’s not a normal thing that happens to everyone? Hmm. Weird. We call ours Henry and he usually kind of just hangs out in the background.
6. Human Sacrifice
So cute! It’s just a pretty day in the park! One where this girl sacrifices her little sister to an alien! And also, there’s butterflies! You can’t forget about the butterflies. They’re the best part!
7. This You?
This drawing is a glorified stick figure. But you can still tell that the girl would really enjoy beheading something. That’s a very happy smile. We wonder who the who is that she’s talking about. They should probably be a little worried.
8. If You See Satan, Say Satan
Looks like someone knows a lot about Satan. But to be fair, you can pretty much find out all of this info on the internet. Hope his mom starts blocking websites! You don’t want your kid to conjure up demons in the house!
9. Dance Party
Maybe this kid meant dancing in a fun way? You know, like in a Gene Kelly movie? That could be it, right? That seems like a happier way to look at it. That must be the explanation.
10. Man In Black
You can tell from this drawing that this kid has a bright future ahead of them. It’s a bright future in designing monsters for horror movies, sure. But it’s still a bright future!
11. Surprise!
Oh, phew! This kid clarified that the bloody, chopped up corpse is “not you.” That makes us feel so much safer! We’re pretty sure that’s Darth Vader, though, so maybe they’re doing something right.
12. Spelling Counts
Aww! This kid realized that his creepy drawing had a spelling error and fixed it! It’s not as scary if there’s a mistake in it. He’s got a bright future in becoming a grammar nazi. Good for him.
13. While You Were Sleeping
Cool! This kid was able to capture the plot of most Shakespeare plays in one drawing! Have we got a future playwright on our hands? Or a future something else, but like we said, we’re looking on the bright side here.
14. Eye See You
Like, right now? Is this kid watching us currently? We don’t want to turn around to see if he’s there. He’s behind us, right? If you don’t hear from us in a while, you can safely assumed this is what happened.
15. Bad Santa
‘Twas the night before Christmas. And all through the house. Not a creature was stirring. Except for this kid’s parents because they were too freaked out to sleep.
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