1. Testes? Testes?
Maybe we can call it the trainwreck phenomenon. But there’s something about the idea that when something’s so incredibly awful, it’s almost impossible to look away. It’s like people rubbernecking an accident on a freeway. We know it’s awful. But we still want to watch. You’ll definitely want to keep scrolling through these pictures, because it’s the same type of concept.
I’m sure that the people who made Cards Against Humanity never thought that 1) the game would get so popular that Lance Armstrong would play it, 2) Lance Armstrong would pull the “Lance Armstrong’s Missing Testicle” card, and 3) Lance armstrong would tweet about pulling the “Lance Armstrong’s Missing Testicle” card.
2. Finger, Megan
This is one of those pictures that gets worse the more that you look at it. This poor girl will always be haunted by her last name. During roll call… “Finger, Megan. Finger Megan anyone?” You can’t live your life with the email address “fingerme.” Time for a name change. Megan Arm? Megan Hand? Megan Head? Nah, stay away from Megan Head if you can help it. Really, get away from any names that have to do with body parts at all. Seems like that’s a good plan of action in general.
3. Pregnancy Photo Fail
The yellow bra, the picture of the unborn fetus and the shirtless dude all make this photo the perfect trifecta of cringe. I sincerely hope that was just drawn on her belly and not a tattoo. It looks like it just might be drawn on, right? We hope that this isn’t a mistake that she’s going to have to live with for the rest of her life. Oh, shoot, we’re not talking about the baby. That’s a miracle. But the tattoo is the worst thing in the entire world. I give this cringeworthy photo an A for AWKWARD.
4. Kraft Singles For This SIngle Lady
Look, I love cheese. Everyone loves cheese. But this is overdoing it, don’t you think? And if you are going to wear a cheese dress, go with something more classic. A gouda, manchego or maybe even a muenster. But AMERICAN? Shameful!
5. Flower Power
Flower Power gone very, very wrong. These pants were definitely designed by a man. It’s okay, I’m sure he meant well, but these pants are a disaster.
6. Terrible Threesome
Can someone tell these folks that this is not what a threesome is? Can someone also tell them that this is not how you play the game, “Chicken Fight”? Cool, thanks so much. I’m going to go claw my eyes out now.
7. Under 18 Baby!
We are underage and we are going clubbing! Pop the apple cider, let’s snort some Pixie Sticks and bring on the Mountain Dew! Mom and Dad are picking us up at 8pm so let’s get this party started already.
8. Text Me?
“Hey, did you watch the new episode of Scandal? Text me?”
“Hey, I saw you got a new dog. Text me?”
“Hey I saw that your sister got into a car accident. I’m so sorry. Is she okay? Text me?”
9. Rolling At The Rave, Party Of One
Everyone else is there for Hip Hot Night, but you are trippin’ balls, son! Who’s laughing now? Everyone. At you. Because you look insane.
10. Thanks, Mom
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again. Stay away from moms on social media. Your mom, your friend’s mom, anyone’s mom. They are dangerous and they will destroy you.
11. Food Porn?
You call this porn and a reward? I call this food abuse and a punishment! You should be ashamed of yourself.
12. Facebook Fail
Teachers. They are just like us. That is if we are super creepy and Facebook stalkers and like to gawk at underage girls that are totally out of our league. Then yes. Teachers, they are just like us.
13. From Tween To Teendom
When you turned 10, it was huge because you were finally two digits. Then you turned 13 and everything changed. But not really. I mean you got some more pimples and hair in random places and your voice started cracking in front of cute girls, but nothing really changed for the better.
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