Welcome back, readers! If you thought the first page was wild, just wait until you see the next 10 moments. The Kardashian-Jenner clan has a unique talent for turning everyday situations into full-blown reality TV drama. Here are numbers 11 through 20.
11. Kim’s Love for Champagne Reaches New Heights
If there is one thing Kim loves more than a good selfie, it is an overpriced bottle of Champagne. During a family vacation, she allegedly ordered a $10,000 bottle just to relax and then complained the bubbles were not big enough. Only a Kardashian would send Champagne back to the sommelier.
12. The Time Kylie Sold a Lip Kit for $400
Kylie’s cosmetics empire was built on affordable lip kits until she decided to test her fans’ loyalty. A limited edition Birthday Collection lipstick retailed for $400. Fans bought it out of stock in minutes, proving that a Kardashian can sell ice to an Eskimo, or in this case, lipstick to a super-fan.
13. Khloé’s Photoshop Fail
Khloé is famous for her fitness journey, but also for her love of FaceTune. A photo posted on her Instagram showed a staircase bending behind her, giving away the heavy editing. The internet had a field day, and Khloé had to post a raw video to prove she actually looked like that.
14. Kourtney Complains About Everything
The eldest sister has turned complaining into an art form. Whether it is the temperature of the room, the texture of a seat cushion, or the way Kim looks at her, Kourtney always has an issue. Her solo scenes often consist of her sighing deeply and walking away mid-sentence.
15. Kendall’s "I’m So Normal" Speech
In a world of over-the-top sisters, Kendall positions herself as the chill one. She once ranted in a confessional about just wanting to be normal and not be in the spotlight. She then promptly walked off to a private jet. The irony was completely lost on her.
16. The Over-the-Top Christmas Card
The family Christmas card is a cultural event. One year it is old Hollywood glamour, the next it is matching pajamas. The production value rivals a movie set, and the arguments about who stands next to Kris are absolutely legendary within the family.
17. Kris Jenner’s Momager Demands
Kris does not just manage her daughters—she commands the entire business. Rumors suggest she takes a standard 10% commission on every deal. When Kourtney wanted to take a break from filming, Kris allegedly replied that the show must go on, honey.
18. Rob’s Brief Rap Career
Everyone seems to have forgotten that Rob Kardashian briefly tried to become a rapper. His musical career lasted about one afternoon, but the cringe factor lives on forever in the family archives and on a few regrettable YouTube uploads.
19. Kim Loses a Diamond Earring in the Ocean
During a tropical getaway, Kim managed to lose a diamond earring worth $75,000 in the ocean. The search party included the entire family and some very confused hotel staff. Kim blamed the waves. The waves did not comment.
20. The Great Beige vs. Tan Dress Debate
The family once argued for 45 minutes over whether a dress was beige or tan. Every sister had a strong opinion, and the debate involved three separate Instagram polls conducted in real time. In true Kardashian fashion, they never reached a consensus.
Stay tuned for the final part of this list, where things get even more absurd. These five moments might just break the scale entirely.