1. Someone Got Burned
Ouch! When you get burned, it hurts. And I am not talking about actual burns to your body, I am talking about when someone disses you hard. But those burns do hurt too. But sometimes a burn can be really funny or smart or creative and the burn is so good that you can't actually even be mad at them. You even kind of wish that you thought of it yourself.
Like when Old Spice burned this guy on twitter. Wouldn't it be cute, though, if @Sunillin and @OldSpice matched on Tinder? After a bit of chatting, @OldSpice realized maybe they were a little bit too harsh on @Sunillin and they decide to meet up. They soon fall in love, and @OldSpice does, indeed, tell @Sunillin that "I love you" he so desperately wanted to hear.
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2. Blame Game
Listen, if nobody's saying what they're blaming each other for, how are we going to solve the problem? It's conflict resolution 101. In order for you to own up to what you did, you have to be told what you're being accused of. However, this whole Nickelback thing is different. I feel like they deserve to take the blame for pretty much everything that has ever happened to anyone in the world. And I don't even know why but it just feels right.
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3. Nailed It
If you don't make middle school kids cry on Xbox, then you are doing it all wrong. Making kids cry is both an art and a science. It is one of the most rewarding and fulfilling activities out there. So don't let anyone tell you you that you are "sad" and "not doing anything with your life"! You are doing a lot with your life and they just don't get it. At the end of the day, they are the ones missing out.
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4. You've Got Mail
Actually, I'm glad you asked. She mailed them three weeks ago, Royal Mail. They should have been here by now, Royal Mail. Who's laughing now, Royal Mail?
I think I know who is laughing now and it is not Royal Mail.
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5. Hair Brained
Okay, yeah. This makes total sense. How have we not seen this before? And more importantly, how do we unsee it? Good thing that hairstyle didn't last very long.
6. Secret Ingredient
Oh my god! Is that what we've been putting on our armpits this entire time? Exactly how old are these spices? Have they past their expiration date? Is it safe?
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7. Take Me Away
It's like a Calgon ad, but real life. And not relaxing at all. Let's face it, nothing about Megan Trainer is relaxing. I am sorry Megan, we know that somewhere out there you have a fan! Congrats!
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8. Orange You Glad
Shots fired. Following! We can't wait to see how this feud plays out. What other colors are going to get dragged into it? Purple? Magenta? Burnt umber?
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9. Anti-social Media
Some people can't handle the truth. Why so sensitive? Taking constructive criticism is how we learn and grow! She could have said something way worse.
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10. Short Stuff
Pot. Kettle. Black. Ed Sheeran. Bruno Mars. Short.
See?! Even celebrities like to burn other celebrities. And it is even worse when they do it because they are in the public eye and more people are there to see the drama unfold.
11. Meth Problem
Meth. Math. What's the difference? Oh, there's a huge difference? Okay, we're going to need a minute to process that information… Maybe they meant 15 but typed the wrong number? Nope, that still wouldn't add up.
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12. Turn For The Worst
When the burner becomes the burn-ee. The only thing to do is re-burn the burned turned burner and hope your new burn doesn't get burned back. Ouch!
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13. Bridge Over Troubled Water
Oh, yeah. That is the point of bridges… When the mayor of your town schools you on social media, you know you should have probably kept your mouth shut.
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14. 'It' Happens
Don't discriminate! Creepy is creepy. Creepy transcends age. You do what you gotta do and we are certainly not going to judge. We are too scared, too.
