Many Things In Disney Don’t Make Sense.
Which is inevitable since there have been so many movies and there is bound to be some mistakes. However, you might argue all of the following things have been added in the movies intentionally.
Well, whatever your thoughts on the matter. Just sit back and enjoy the 10+ posts that brutally roast Disney. Be warned as some of your childhood memories might be tainted.
#1 Someone Call The Fashion Police.
#2 Is Belle One Of The Mean Girls?
BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always
BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) June 16, 2017
#3 Didn’t I Warn You Before?
#4 Because Why Not? Kid’s Need More Drama.
A 90s Disney exec reclines with his feet on the conference table. He takes a few puffs from his cigar.
“Goofy should have a dead wife.”
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) February 25, 2017
#5 Always Be ‘That’ Person.
#6 Why Wasn’t The Dresser In The Live Action Doing The Same?
My favorite character in Beauty and the Beast is this dresser waiting to fuck up a villager with a baseball bat. pic.twitter.com/R6oEwFPbXA
— Brock Baker (@BrockBaker) March 27, 2017
#7 It Is Not Weird. As I Knew That Too.
#8 The Whole Premise Of Toy Story Has Been Unraveled.
*slams hands on table*
HOW DID BUZZ KNOW TO FREEZE AROUND HUMANS IF HE DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS A TOY, CAROL?
— Goddamnit Jamie (@Jay_FrickinLynn) July 2, 2015
9 Still Better Than Some People.
#10 Yup, They Might Be Related.
#11 What Can Be More Bothersome Than That?
me: “why was she called the little mermaid, she was 5ft7?”
therapist: “i meant anything bothering you about your marriage keith”— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) February 27, 2016
#12 Um Isn’t Wind Colorless?
#13 Have You Ever Tried Though?
I don’t care about Disney lying about my Prince Charming. I’m more pissed about forest creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house.
— Carbosly (@Carbosly) March 20, 2012
#14 Never Trust A Man Without Nipples.
#15 Yes Because Disney Made So Much Sense When You Were A Child.
#16 This Is The Premise For The Next Movie.
#17 He Is Even More Elegant Than Pocahontas And That is Saying Something.
18.
Rapunzel’s pubes must have been next level.
— kid block (@senderblock23) August 28, 2015
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