The secret of Mark Zuckerberg has finally been revealed!
And what is that secret, you ask? He is a robot! Wait, you already knew that? Damn, I am late to the party yet again. Jokes aside, when Zuckerberg was testifying in front of the Congress, he honestly had no expression on his face.
Understandable, that freaked everyone out. I mean, maybe he really is a robot sent by aliens to find humanity’s deepest darkest secrets. So you can understand why Twitter would make fun of his ’emotional expression.’
So scroll on below and take a look at some of the most hilarious roasts ever created especially for Mark Zuckerberg.
#1 That is actually very true.
Mark Zuckerberg getting The Real Facebook Experience in listening to Sen. Chuck Grassley, an 84yo man who cannot type and is confused and upset by everything he sees, just kind of rattling on about shit.
#2 ‘Oh did I say something? My circuit board might be malfunctioning again.’
Congressman: So tell us something about yourself that we don’t know, Mr. Zuckerberg.
The Zuckerberg: I am a model 255.03- 5 Alpha Mark XV terrestrial infiltration unit designed to survey weaknesses in host populations.
Congressman: What?
The Zuckerberg: Oh, I like fishing.
#3 Love that soulless expression.
Live look at Zuckerberg testifying in front of Congress
#4 Why don’t we hear what he has to say?
mr. zuckerberg, are you prepared to go to jail for having a personality so stale and shitty that you’ve forced senator thune to make a face that I weirdly find hot?
#5 Is this only a coincidence?
All this talk of “data” can’t be a coincidence…
#6 I actually had the same question.
ZUCKERBERG: im ready to answer any questions u might have about facebook
84-YEAR-OLD SENATOR: excellent. mr zuckerberg my farmville farm needs more pigs but i cannot figure out where to purchase them
#7 I see his smiling function is malfunctioning again.
Mark Zuckerberg looking like he ain’t slept since MySpace
#8 Very true, I barely recognized him.
dana carvey’s greatest character yet
#9 So interesting, right?
Ah yes, these are DEFINITELY the top trending Tech stories right now
#10 That is a very important point!
#11 When your Grandma asks why her computer isn’t working.
Now ahh Mister Zuckerberg, can you explain why the tv keeps doing this thing since they hooked up the nintendo
#12 ‘Maybe I can laugh one more time? Nope, Impossible.’
This is the face my boyfriend makes when we’re at a party & I’ve told the same anecdote 5 times
#13 Isn’t all his faces the same though?
That face when you just wanted a faster way to rank girls by looks and ended up installing a fascist government in the most powerful country on earth
#14 Successfully? That might be a bit hard.
you should have to prove you can successfully post something to FB before getting to question zuck
#14 That looks like a job after ten glasses of wine.
when u drink 2 glasses of red wine while watching Amelie and decide to cut your own bangs
#15 Yes, yes it is.
“Mr. Zuckerberg, a magazine i recently opened came with a floppy disk offering me 30 free hours of something called America On-Line. Is that the same as Facebook?”
#15 My team knows everything after all.
“have you tried control alt delete?”
“I’d have to followup with my team” #Zuckerberg
#16 How can I dispute this?
tfw you aren’t being grilled by the Senate Judiciary Committee
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