America has always been a little quirky and sometimes, TOO quirky. Every country in the world uses Celsius to measure temperature… Except for the US.
Every country uses kilometers to measure distance… Except for the US.
There are certain stereotypes relating to Americans. And Tumblr roasted them. Mercilessly.
And I emphasise “Mercilessly” as best as I can, being an article on the internet. Don’t believe me? Check it out yourself.
#1 Yogurt vs. America
#2 Presidents of the US
If you look carefully, you’ll see that the 15th and 35th presidents have bullet holes in them.
#3 Countries personified
#4 America vs. Rest Of The World
#5 USA on responsibility
In Britain, the age of consent and marriage is 16. But you can’t buy matchsticks or scissors until you’re 18.
#6 Traditional or Simplified?
#7 American college applications
It also costs to do so in Australia
#8 Gun regulations
#9 Violently American
#10 Canadians for the win
#11 Rednex reflexes
#12 American families
This is iconic.
#13 The Eagle of America
#14 America fries everything
#15 Philosopher’s Stone vs. Sorcerer’s Stone
I believe there was a controversy because of which J. K. Rowling changed the name.
#16 Europe’s stance on the US
#17 Even Americans can’t stand Americans
#18 Sheer size and terrible road management
#19 Green energy bad. American energy good.
#20 Hey, kid, you wanna buy some mice?
#21 Debt. Debt everywhere.
Want an aspirin? That’ll be $10,000 and your firstborn.
#22 American but did anyone think of Amerishould?
#23 There are multiple versions of mathematics
#24 Priorities: Eagle Style
#25 Perl Horber
#26 The only thing that could make this more American is if he was eating a bacon doughnut cheeseburger
#27 Eagle order
#28 The irony
#29 If you can’t say it once, say it twice.
#30 American culture in one image
Jesus take the wheel.
#31 McDonald’s and the red, white and blue
#32 They look like zombies, and he’s the sole survivor
#33 *Travels in American*
#34 British Keyboards vs. American Keyboards
#35 Bill Nye “The Science Guy”!
#36 The palpable hypocrisy
#37 The polite British yelling
#38 GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME
There are still some schools like this.
#39 It’s a back-to-school ad
#40 Schools in America be like
Correct him for not talking in American!