10+ AMERICAN ROASTS COURTESY OF TUMBLR

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America has always been a little quirky and sometimes, TOO quirky. Every country in the world uses Celsius to measure temperature… Except for the US.

Every country uses kilometers to measure distance… Except for the US.

There are certain stereotypes relating to Americans. And Tumblr roasted them. Mercilessly.

And I emphasise “Mercilessly” as best as I can, being an article on the internet. Don’t believe me? Check it out yourself.

#1 Yogurt vs. America

fridaroland 

#2 Presidents of the US

 

obama-biden-memes

If you look carefully, you’ll see that the 15th and 35th presidents have bullet holes in them.

#3 Countries personified

gavinandmichaeltho

#4 America vs. Rest Of The World

starwarsisga

#5 USA on responsibility

yikyakapp

In Britain, the age of consent and marriage is 16. But you can’t buy matchsticks or scissors until you’re 18.

#6 Traditional or Simplified?

boommush

#7 American college applications

thecrazyfilipino

It also costs to do so in Australia

#8 Gun regulations

decadenthumor

#9 Violently American

fleabittendrifter

#10 Canadians for the win

rebellloudwiththecrowd

#11 Rednex reflexes

fandom–trashbag

#12 American families

johanbergstens

This is iconic.

#13 The Eagle of America

breakthemirrors

#14 America fries everything

mygayisshowing

#15 Philosopher’s Stone vs. Sorcerer’s Stone

SPUDSEXUALL

I believe there was a controversy because of which J. K. Rowling changed the name.

#16 Europe’s stance on the US

captainvatican

#17 Even Americans can’t stand Americans

bestofcardsagainsthumanity

#18 Sheer size and terrible road management

mcwolly-sketch

#19 Green energy bad. American energy good.

bluntasaurus-ses

#20 Hey, kid, you wanna buy some mice?

so-many-efforts

#21 Debt. Debt everywhere.

flatsound

Want an aspirin? That’ll be $10,000 and your firstborn.

#22 American but did anyone think of Amerishould?

americanstereotype 

#23 There are multiple versions of mathematics

brigwife

#24 Priorities: Eagle Style

xiayane

#25 Perl Horber

merica-for-mericans 

#26 The only thing that could make this more American is if he was eating a bacon doughnut cheeseburger

lordtrollbias

#27 Eagle order

becausebirds

#28 The irony

obama-biden-memes

#29 If you can’t say it once, say it twice.

ranterist

#30 American culture in one image

egberts

Jesus take the wheel.

#31 McDonald’s and the red, white and blue

merica-for-mericans

#32 They look like zombies, and he’s the sole survivor

softboiledmemes

#33 *Travels in American*

in-bad-humor

#34 British Keyboards vs. American Keyboards

pixelandthedragon

#35 Bill Nye “The Science Guy”!

clangoftheconcreteswans

#36 The palpable hypocrisy

bellygangstaboo 

#37 The polite British yelling

thats-slightly-raven

#38 GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME

troyesivan

There are still some schools like this.

#39 It’s a back-to-school ad

everydayjihad

#40 Schools in America be like

satansgayson

Correct him for not talking in American!

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